There was a mouse walking through the forest going about his way ,when he her a faint help ,help , he didnt think much of it but headed in that direction to see if someone was in need. Soon the mouse came to a deep hole in the ground and at the bottom was an elephant. The elephant pleaded with the mouse to help him get out of the hole , the mouse being a gentlemen said sure let me go home and get my corvett and ill help u out. Sure enough the mouse comes back throws a rope down and hauls the elephant out. The elepnant says thanks dud i dont know how i would of got out of there if u ever need anything let me know. Well about a week later the the elephant is walking throught the woods and hears a faint help , help , so he heads in that direction and sure enough the mouse is at the bottom of the pit, he says hey do u remember me? I helped u about a week ago can u get me out of here? The elepahnt: no problem,straddles the hole lowers his dick and the mouse climbs out . Whats the morale?
2006-09-20 16:30:59 · 13 answers · asked by aaron 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
If you have a big d*** you don't need a corvette.
2006-09-20 16:51:16 · answer #1 · answered by robee 7 · 6⤊ 0⤋
Corvette Mouse
2016-11-12 01:13:45 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Corvette
2016-03-17 02:48:28 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
are mouse strong enough to take an elephant out of a pitt even if he has a rope
2006-09-20 22:17:40 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Elephants never forget.
The mouse will probably remember this for a long time too.
2006-09-20 16:51:49 · answer #5 · answered by hyperactivesleep 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wow, there's a moral?
Ummm, let me give this a shot... Elephants have big *****?
Well, if thats not it, I don't know what is
2006-09-20 16:32:10 · answer #6 · answered by legallyblond2day 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
In the original joke the car was a Cadillac.
2006-09-20 17:47:51 · answer #7 · answered by jedi1josh 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
When You're hung like an elephant you don't need a covette to pick up street mice? ugh ♥
2006-09-20 16:40:07 · answer #8 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Sometimes size matters... LOL
2006-09-20 16:43:43 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Be careful who you help, they could come back to have you fondle them?
2006-09-20 16:39:56 · answer #10 · answered by Papa 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋