Entertainment & Music - 15 September 2006

George Bush has a heart attack and dies.
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>He goes to hell where the Devil is waiting for him.
>"I don't know what to do here," says the Devil.
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>"You're on my list but I have no room for you, but YOU DEFINITELY
>have to stay here, so I'll tell you what I'm going to do. I've got
>three people here who weren't quite as bad as you. I'll let one of
>them go, but you have to take their place.
>I'll even let YOU decide who leaves. But your choice will be final."
>George thought that sounded pretty good, so he agreed.
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>The Devil opened the first room.
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>In it was Ted Kennedy and a large pool of water. He kept
>resurfacing over and over and over, gasping for air. Such was h is
>fate in hell.
>"No!" George said. "I don't think so. I'm not a good swimmer and
>don't think I could do that all day long."
>The devil led him to the next room.
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>In it was Tony Blair with a sledgehammer and a room f! ull of rocks.
>All he did was swing that hammer, time after time after time, and
>more rocks appeared.
>"No! I've got this problem with my shoulder. I would be in constant
>agony if all I could do was break rocks all day!" commented George.
>The devil opened a third door.
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>In it, George saw Bill Clinton lying naked on the floor with his
>arms staked over his head and his legs staked in spread eagle pose.
>Bent over him was Monica Lewinsky, doing what she does best.
>George Bush looked at this in disbelief for a while and finally
>said, "Yeah, I can handle this."
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>r u ready??????
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>The devil smiled and said... " Monica, you're free to go!"

2006-09-15 09:44:28 · 21 answers · asked by chapped lips 5 in Jokes & Riddles

Is it ture that if you leave the songs in your shared folder then something with the fbi happens? IDK I just heard it soemwhere and wanted to get the facts also is there any things about limewire like that or other bad stuff ??? its it legal?

2006-09-15 09:44:05 · 10 answers · asked by Kat 1 in Music

The segregation of the tribes on CBS has surely gotten people talking, but there is an online game too. Wanna join? Wanna play? If you like friendly competition, then this is the game for you! Come join us at:

Yahoo > Groups > search for "onlinesurvivorgame " and click into it > Click "Join this group"

Come and play! Come and win!

2006-09-15 09:43:48 · 2 answers · asked by texasgirl5454312 6 in Television

2006-09-15 09:43:14 · 18 answers · asked by noddy194 2 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-09-15 09:42:42 · 7 answers · asked by Mulls86 2 in Movies

2006-09-15 09:42:19 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

My boyfriend always says this when we makeout.I'm not sure how to spell it either he's always saying "Quiero lamase me pine" I think it's something nasty.

2006-09-15 09:42:03 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

And why?
Yeah I know, I'm practically throwing away points, but I'm in a good mood. I can share right? :)

2006-09-15 09:41:37 · 25 answers · asked by mrs. vader 4 in Polls & Surveys

2006-09-15 09:41:10 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

THE FIRST PERSON TO SUGGEST A CD THAT I HAVE WILL GET 10 POINTS. NAME THE ARTIST AND THE ALBUM. IF I HAVE IT I'M GOING TO LISTEN TO THEM. AND PLEASE DON'T SAY NIRVANA BECAUSE OF MY PROFILE PICTURE...I LOVE THEM BUT I'M BURNT OUT ON THOSE SONGS.

2006-09-15 09:41:05 · 22 answers · asked by Sam 3 in Music

plzzzzz say there is i need to kno wat appens wiv darleen!

2006-09-15 09:40:39 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

(Where can i get funny icons for my Yahoo Messenger?!)

2006-09-15 09:40:28 · 1 answers · asked by aa_man033 1 in Other - Entertainment

2006-09-15 09:40:26 · 4 answers · asked by Dorothy K 2 in Other - Entertainment

Ben Asslick as Superman? Why did'nt someone warn me?
I don't know which was worst, the movie or the stale popcorn.
I demand a refund.

2006-09-15 09:39:59 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

2006-09-15 09:39:56 · 3 answers · asked by houma_guy_rr 1 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-09-15 09:39:31 · 26 answers · asked by Ilooklikemyavatar..exactly 3 in Polls & Surveys

I mean I'm 21 and I've dealt with "aunt Flow" since I was12.

I do have cramps, bloating and fatigue, but never PMS.

Never have I been a "witch" or rude or crabby and used PMS as an excuse.

Do some women really have PMS or is this just an excuse to treat people like crap once a month?

2006-09-15 09:39:05 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I think Lana Lang is way prettier than Chloe Sullivan, but i like chloe a lot better. WHO AGREES?

2006-09-15 09:39:00 · 5 answers · asked by Bethel S 2 in Movies

Do you like his music? I adore it!

2006-09-15 09:38:27 · 14 answers · asked by Waiting Takes Too Long 2 in Music

There was a family living in an round house. There was a mother, a father, a daughter, a son, and a maid. When the son was murdered everyone was suspects. The father said that he did not kill the boy, he was fixing the car outside. The mother said that she did not kill the boy, she was washing the dishes and cleaning the bathroom. The daughter said that she did not kill the boy, she was in her room all day listening to music. The maid said i did not kill the boy, i was sweeping every corner of the house. Who killed the boy?

2006-09-15 09:38:18 · 27 answers · asked by PYT 3 in Jokes & Riddles

Favorite song:
There's no "I" in Teamocil, at least not where you'd think!

2006-09-15 09:38:09 · 1 answers · asked by Take it from Toby 7 in Music

I am looking forward to seeing the leaves of the trees change to their fall colors.
Do you like the tree fall colors too?
((((HUGS)))) to you all.....

2006-09-15 09:37:48 · 34 answers · asked by ? 6 in Polls & Surveys

How exactly did the bride die in the Guns n Roses "November Rain" video. I've read "Without You" but it still doesn't provide that insight about the video

2006-09-15 09:37:34 · 8 answers · asked by Kitty 1 in Music

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2006-09-15 09:36:52 · 21 answers · asked by ♥ Luveniar♫ 7 in Polls & Surveys

2006-09-15 09:36:46 · 5 answers · asked by Colton B 2 in Music

that had British actors dressed as butterflies( I think) and Phyllis Diller was the villain? I just remember bits and pieces...also there was a japanimation-type cartoon on around the same time. The characters were in space, the boys wore white and blue, and the girl ( I think there was only one) wore white and pink. Anyone know the titles of either of these?

2006-09-15 09:36:32 · 12 answers · asked by nada 3 in Television

Does anyone know of any good movies to watch with my wife? She isn't into porn because there are no plots. Maybe like an erotic one...Basic Instict she liked where there was a plot. Any ideas?

2006-09-15 09:36:13 · 10 answers · asked by Trosky19 1 in Movies

2006-09-15 09:36:09 · 6 answers · asked by cutiepy983 4 in Movies

2006-09-15 09:35:53 · 18 answers · asked by LilLiE 4 in Polls & Surveys

what do they base it on? filmmaking is so collaborative, i just dont understand

2006-09-15 09:35:40 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies