2006-09-15 09:39:31 · 26 answers · asked by Ilooklikemyavatar..exactly 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
F*ing hilarious. I love yahoo answer people. I think I'll ask more chromosome deficient questions.
2006-09-15 09:44:37 · update #1
um i would.....DROWN IT TN THE TOILET AND YELL DIE DIE DIE AHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!..... and thats about it....
2006-09-15 09:44:35 · answer #1 · answered by DespairSensei 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I would tell it that it already is my best friend. It will never know how much it has done for me. It just keeps giving and giving aside from those times when it is so near yet so far. It doesn't hang out in sh!tty places like portalets even though that is when you think you need it most (but is forgivable because it is showing you tough love and trying to convince you that you should not be there either). When you rock, it rolls. When you hurl, it's a pearl. When you sneeze, it's a breeze.
2006-09-15 09:54:27 · answer #2 · answered by mickeyg1958 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol I'd say sure thing. A talking tissue paper would make me a fortune.
2006-09-15 09:59:09 · answer #3 · answered by Nico 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
If I were Tom Green I would probably say, "My bum is on the tissue! My bum is on the tissue! Look at me! My bum is on the tissue!"
But I am not Tom Greeen so I'd probably say, "Would you like some jello?"
2006-09-15 09:52:37 · answer #4 · answered by the_early_november_2002 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL! I would say yes and then ask if he was friends with the newspaper so I could get the winning lotto numbers..
2006-09-15 09:41:50 · answer #5 · answered by TropicalSun 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I would say yup, you can always enjoy tissue papers company.
2006-09-15 09:47:14 · answer #6 · answered by ♥HeidiJustine♥ 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I would say hi, then submit myself to the loony hospital!
2006-09-15 09:44:48 · answer #7 · answered by Love Child 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I would say: "Now if you're my friend be it in this time of need!"
And then I would wipe mine with it! Ja,ja!
2006-09-15 09:42:59 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'd tell it to talk to the napkin or toilet paper.
2006-09-15 09:41:51 · answer #9 · answered by Craaaazy 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
have a seat... you are needed right now!!
as soon as i sit down on this here toilet, GET BUSY!!!
you can only be my best friend, if you are TWO-PLY!!
2006-09-15 09:40:42 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
I'd be its friend, sure....but I'd make it get a job.
2006-09-15 09:42:11 · answer #11 · answered by Terra T 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋