George Bush has a heart attack and dies.
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>He goes to hell where the Devil is waiting for him.
>"I don't know what to do here," says the Devil.
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>"You're on my list but I have no room for you, but YOU DEFINITELY
>have to stay here, so I'll tell you what I'm going to do. I've got
>three people here who weren't quite as bad as you. I'll let one of
>them go, but you have to take their place.
>I'll even let YOU decide who leaves. But your choice will be final."
>George thought that sounded pretty good, so he agreed.
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>The Devil opened the first room.
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>In it was Ted Kennedy and a large pool of water. He kept
>resurfacing over and over and over, gasping for air. Such was h is
>fate in hell.
>"No!" George said. "I don't think so. I'm not a good swimmer and
>don't think I could do that all day long."
>The devil led him to the next room.
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>In it was Tony Blair with a sledgehammer and a room f! ull of rocks.
>All he did was swing that hammer, time after time after time, and
>more rocks appeared.
>"No! I've got this problem with my shoulder. I would be in constant
>agony if all I could do was break rocks all day!" commented George.
>The devil opened a third door.
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>In it, George saw Bill Clinton lying naked on the floor with his
>arms staked over his head and his legs staked in spread eagle pose.
>Bent over him was Monica Lewinsky, doing what she does best.
>George Bush looked at this in disbelief for a while and finally
>said, "Yeah, I can handle this."
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>r u ready??????
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>The devil smiled and said... " Monica, you're free to go!"
2006-09-15 09:44:28 · 21 answers · asked by chapped lips 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hehehehehehehehahahahahhaahaha....hey its been a while i've not read/heard a GOOD joke untill now.....hey keep it going...give us more good jokes...u get 10/10...
2006-09-15 09:55:30 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Very good and a nice twist at the end.
I remember Bill Clinton saying to Monica Lewinsky
"You know Monica, you've been so good to me I'm gonna splash out on a new dress for you!"
2006-09-15 09:55:33 · answer #2 · answered by quatt47 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
That was funny. I have got to print that joke so i can show it to my friend`s. They will love it.
P.S. That joke can tell the truth about Bush. And make it sound funny at the same time.
2006-09-15 10:20:33 · answer #3 · answered by timothy b 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ewww Bush! Tee Hee Hee! Boy is he not going to like it down there!
2006-09-15 10:04:40 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
wow i love this shaggy dog tale through the way, when I pronounced that it had God and devil in it i without delay assumed it will be blasphemous, yet i'm satisfied to assert you proved me incorrect, and it change into humorous
2016-10-16 00:48:06 · answer #5 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was freaking funny got to give it to u
10.9 times 3
2006-09-15 09:56:09 · answer #6 · answered by mommy to be 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I haven't heard it, but guessed the punchline... 6.5/10
2006-09-15 10:02:23 · answer #7 · answered by ildjb@sbcglobal.net 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
That's a good joke !
2006-09-15 10:01:45 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
LMFAO i give it 10/10
2006-09-15 09:50:27 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
That WAS funny.
Five stars!
2006-09-15 09:47:43 · answer #10 · answered by Terra T 4 · 3⤊ 0⤋