One third of july, must have been 92 because I was on my way to go see Terminator 2, we were just about to hop in the car and I decided to toss a few jumping jacks, a trick I learned from dad, into the street, they had all gone out and we left... Well on the way to the mall we stopped off at 7- ELEVEn to get, well for myself a Slurpee, and some candy to smuggle into the film. Unfortunately I spilled slurpee all over my white shorts and insisted that we swing by my house so that I could change "real quick"... As we approched my house I saw a smouldering shell of what used to be this really huge bush in my front yard, a fire extinguisher, and a garden hose all laying about.
My friends were like " oh man you're fncked lets go watch the flick..." but I had decided I would sneak into the house and change. I snuck into my bedroom window and was in my underwear when a surprise left backhand came out of nowhere... I was also not allowed to go to the movie, would your mom have done the same?
2006-09-14
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