There was this old married couple one night sitting in their living room; he in his chair, she on the couch.
She looked over at him and said, “You know… when we were younger … you would sit beside me.”
So he got up and sat down beside her.
After a couple of minutes she said, “You know…when we were younger…you would hold my hand.”
So he took her hand into his.
After a few minutes she said, “You know… when we were younger… you would nibble my ear.”
The old guy got up and started walking out of the room.
Disappointed the old woman asked, “Where are you going?”
The old guy replied, “To get my teeth.”
2006-09-14
09:29:49
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