Three old guys were in an old folks home sitting at a table playing cards. The first one said, “I hate gettin’ old. I can’t seem to take a crap anymore. I ain’t had one in three days!”
The next one said, “Yeah! I know what you mean. It’s been for ever since I’ve had a good pee. When ever I go it’s just a trickle, trickle, trickle.”
The first one said to the third one, “What about you Ed, you got any problems like that?”
Ed said, “Well, usually between 6:00 and 7:00 in the mornin’ I take a huge dump and pee what seems like a bucket full. The only problem is… I don’t wake up until 8:00.
2006-09-14
09:00:27
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