2006-09-14 08:55:02 · 9 answers · asked by woody 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Well we have a boxer and for his first gift I got him a huge duck......we called it his f* duck. It was a soft channeille. Then after he had his way with her so many times and she became a bit digusting we got him a big stuffed dog. He would hump the chit out of those animals and when he was in the amorous mood we would put the two of them in the spare room and let them have at it. He NEVER humped company!!! He knew what he liked and NO ONE was as soft as his duck or dog!!!
2006-09-14 08:58:24 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Is he "fixed" ? If not, that's the first step. After that, a water pistol (unless he likes that). A rolled-up newspaper. Something that lets him know that you want him to stop without hurting him.
2006-09-14 15:59:33 · answer #2 · answered by shermynewstart 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
put hot sauce on your leg preferably Tapatillo
2006-09-14 15:58:36 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Knock the crap out of him and start being the boss as he is showing you that he is boss!!!!!
2006-09-14 15:57:27 · answer #4 · answered by mustanglady 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tell him you just want to be friends.
2006-09-14 15:56:47 · answer #5 · answered by Vosot 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
get a spray bottle and spray him when he does
2006-09-14 15:57:44 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Get the dog laid...
2006-09-14 15:56:35 · answer #7 · answered by Clints_wench 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
only if we have company.
2006-09-14 15:56:52 · answer #8 · answered by Toria T 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
feed him rabbit ears))))))))))))))))))))))))))))
2006-09-14 15:56:22 · answer #9 · answered by IM THE GAY GOD ALL FEAR ME 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋