Old fart joke?

Question

Three old guys were in an old folks home sitting at a table playing cards. The first one said, “I hate gettin’ old. I can’t seem to take a crap anymore. I ain’t had one in three days!”
The next one said, “Yeah! I know what you mean. It’s been for ever since I’ve had a good pee. When ever I go it’s just a trickle, trickle, trickle.”
The first one said to the third one, “What about you Ed, you got any problems like that?”
Ed said, “Well, usually between 6:00 and 7:00 in the mornin’ I take a huge dump and pee what seems like a bucket full. The only problem is… I don’t wake up until 8:00.

Answer 1

LOL sounds just like my grampa

Answer 2

Reminds me of the time I was in a toilet cubicle with a bit of constipation. As I was straining I heard the guy in the next cubicle drop his load with an almighty fart.

"Wow." I shouted, "I wish I could do that."

"No you don't." He replied. "I haven't got my pants off yet!"

Answer 3

i understand what you recommend, however the jokes to me are not as undesirable as them nevertheless asserting their seize word, "suck it." That to me is much greater irrelevant. yet wager not irrelevant sufficient to do away with the PG score.

Answer 4

I hope i don`t get like that when i get that old. But that is a good joke.

Answer 5

Heard it...but it still makes me laugh

Answer 6

Thanks for a very good laugh. I would have never thought that would have been the ending. Thank you for making my day.

Answer 7

aww man! not's not saying much coming from a baby! (your avatar)
♣

Answer 8

thats a good joke i like it.

Answer 9

hahahahaha hooooooooo
thats funny!!

Answer 10

Funny!!!!