There was this old married couple one night sitting in their living room; he in his chair, she on the couch.
She looked over at him and said, “You know… when we were younger … you would sit beside me.”
So he got up and sat down beside her.
After a couple of minutes she said, “You know…when we were younger…you would hold my hand.”
So he took her hand into his.
After a few minutes she said, “You know… when we were younger… you would nibble my ear.”
The old guy got up and started walking out of the room.
Disappointed the old woman asked, “Where are you going?”
The old guy replied, “To get my teeth.”
2006-09-14 09:29:49 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol that was funny and cute u earned a ten
2006-09-14 09:31:37 · answer #1 · answered by mommy to be 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I saw them in a cafe the other day.
He said to her "Do you know what day it is today?"
"Yes." She replied. "It's fifty years ago today that we first met in this very cafe and we sat at this very table and had this very meal."
"Yes." He said, "And can you remember what happened afterwards?"
"Yes." She said smiling. "You took me round to the back of the factory near the farmyard, leant me over the fence and made love to me from behind."
"Yes," He said, "And we're going to do it again today."
Off they went hand in hand and disappeared round the back of the factory. Well I couldn't contain my curiosity, so I quietly followed them to see what they'd get up to. As I rounded the corner I could see her leaning forward and clutching the fence with her knickers round her ankles, he had entered her, and they were shaking and bouncing about, going at it like a couple of frantic rabbits. After about twenty minutes they collapsed on the grass exhausted and tried to rearrange their clothes. I gave them a couple of minutes and went across to them.
"Hi there." I opened, "I'm sorry, but I couldn't help overhearing you talking in the cafe that it was fifty years ago today that you met there, and today you've had the same table, the same meal, and made love in the same place as you did all those years ago. And, tell me, was the lovemaking as frantic then as it was today."
"No, it wasn't son." He replied. "But, then again, the fence wasn't electric in those days!"
2006-09-14 16:57:52 · answer #2 · answered by quatt47 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
LOL. That's heartwarming. Good one.
Have a great evening!
2006-09-14 21:59:08 · answer #3 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha!!! That's funny! As long as she keeps her teeth off when she goes down on him... i know where this story is "headed" (get it? headed)
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2006-09-14 16:57:44 · answer #4 · answered by VetteLeo 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very cute and funny!
2006-09-14 16:41:46 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol very cute and I havent heard ot before so that made it even better.
Thanks for giving me a lugh today. I needed it...
2006-09-14 16:34:11 · answer #6 · answered by sisinlovewithyou 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hehe! That is sooo cute!! I like it!
2006-09-14 20:48:44 · answer #7 · answered by **ELLE** 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL reminds me of my grandma and grandpa..
2006-09-14 16:39:16 · answer #8 · answered by whenwhalesfly 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha-ha-ha. I read that to my family. You had all of us laughin'.
2006-09-14 16:48:58 · answer #9 · answered by Jazzy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Eh, it didn't make me laugh or anything.
2006-09-14 16:34:14 · answer #10 · answered by Death Virus 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋