One third of july, must have been 92 because I was on my way to go see Terminator 2, we were just about to hop in the car and I decided to toss a few jumping jacks, a trick I learned from dad, into the street, they had all gone out and we left... Well on the way to the mall we stopped off at 7- ELEVEn to get, well for myself a Slurpee, and some candy to smuggle into the film. Unfortunately I spilled slurpee all over my white shorts and insisted that we swing by my house so that I could change "real quick"... As we approched my house I saw a smouldering shell of what used to be this really huge bush in my front yard, a fire extinguisher, and a garden hose all laying about.
My friends were like " oh man you're fncked lets go watch the flick..." but I had decided I would sneak into the house and change. I snuck into my bedroom window and was in my underwear when a surprise left backhand came out of nowhere... I was also not allowed to go to the movie, would your mom have done the same?
2006-09-14 09:16:13 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Most likely !
But thanks for the funny visual !!!! ROFLMAO !!!!!
I can just imagine !!!! ( HUGE smiley face !!! )
2006-09-14 09:22:04 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I would of been in serious trouble. I wouldn't of be backhanded but grounded and yelled at for hours. My mom liked to vocalize her frustrations at me so loud that the neighbors heard. But that's what she would have done. If one of my kids had done this I would of probably laughed and been happy that the house didn't go up in flames, then during the weekend I would make my kids pull up the bush and replant a new one. Then they would have to take a local class at the about the dangers of fireworks and the penalties of fire. I would make them pretty miserable to teach a lesson. I don't mind my kids playing with firecrackers as long as they do it safely and when I'm present.
2006-09-14 16:24:28 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That surprise backhand is pretty sweet.
Um, my mom would have done way worse. She would have made me pay for a new bush, replant it, she also likely would have slapped me (not that I agree with that), and I would have been grounded for the whole summer.
2006-09-14 16:20:38 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
wow a backhand huh must have scarred u for life....I would have prayed for a backhand any day of the week compared to the abuse my monster inflicted on me....
2006-09-14 22:26:05 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
My mom never had to backhand me....All she did was look at me with her demon eyes and I knew I was screwed....my mom is over 6 feet and I'm just over 5....we know who would win that battle....
2006-09-14 16:22:18 · answer #5 · answered by itty 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
boy are you lucky you didn't have my mother.
My mother was meaner 'n a junk yard dog.
She would have beat my azzz " SILLY " with an
extension cord.
Then I would have been subjected
to what I call her" evil eye and
self induced tourettes tirade. "
*you got by lucky young man.
2006-09-14 16:41:33 · answer #6 · answered by Moma 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Probably..except she would of probably jack slapped me instead of a backhand.
2006-09-14 16:18:36 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
dude im surprised she didnt just kill you and bury you under her flowers. Let me ask you is she ok today or does she drool in a corner going " Christopher is home" and start screaming in fear
2006-09-14 16:19:38 · answer #8 · answered by aww_garsh 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Geez buddy you keep gettin a whoopin well hell good on ya whoopins hold you in good sted for the future
2006-09-14 16:19:38 · answer #9 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My mom would have done the exact same thing, I think....and now that I have my own kids, I think I would have reacted the same way.....sorry!
2006-09-14 16:19:57 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes, too bad you didn't live at the miami maternity center that year.
2006-09-14 16:18:59 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋