A Pilgrim is stranded on a boat in the middle of the Indian Ocean and a storm is brewing. Soon a fishing boat pulls up but the pilgrim shouts "Dont worry the lord will save Me!" and the boat tows off. Half an hour later a Navy ship pulls up to help Pilgrim
shouts "Dont worry the lord will save me!" and..it tows away.
Then 15 mins later a Coastguard Helicopter hovers above,
again the Pilgrim shouts "Dont worry the lord will save me!"
so it flies off.
2 mins later a massive wave comes and the pilgrim drowns.
When he gets to Heaven he goes to St Peter and asks "Why didnt
the lord save me?"
Pete turns round and says "For F**k sake he sent a fishing boat,
a Navy ship and a Helicopter you gave em all a miss!"
2006-09-11
02:24:08
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