2006-09-11 02:13:58 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
she fell into the grand canyon and got stuck.
she got her own postal code.
2006-09-11 03:52:35 · answer #1 · answered by Liz^24 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
she got on the scales & it said: "to be continued..."
she eats her cereals from a satellite dish
they use her as a screen saver for projector screens
they show movies on her ***
she has her own timezone
that when she goes to the movies she buys the whole F(FAT)row
that if she is the only thing visible from the moon
that when she is flied to the outer space she would do an eclipse if she came between the sun and earth.
she wears the circus's tents as dresses
that when she was born at the farm, they didn't know which of the two creatures was a human and which was a cow...
she wears ambulance cars for roller skates
2006-09-11 10:12:21 · answer #2 · answered by genuineanya98 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ya mama's so fat her cereal bowl has a lifegaurd
ya mama's so fat she irons her pants in the driveway
ya mama's so fat she got hit by a bus and said, "who threw that rock?"
ya mama's so fat she gotta pull down her pants to get into her pocket
2006-09-11 11:49:59 · answer #3 · answered by melanie c 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your mama's so fat'''she yells Hold that bus!" everytime she sees a Twinkie...
2006-09-11 09:18:06 · answer #4 · answered by snowfreakin 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
your momma so fat she walked out the house with high heels on and came back with flip flop
2006-09-11 09:34:52 · answer #5 · answered by lilsienna1 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
She's got more Chins than the Hong Kong phone book!!!!
2006-09-11 09:17:15 · answer #6 · answered by sweetestthing 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
When she went to the restaurant the waiter said "what would you like on the menu?" she said "Yes."
Even Bill Gates can't afford her liposuction.
She don't eat wheat thins...she eats wheat thicks!
She got a run in her blue jeans!
She don't have cellulite, she had celluFAT.
Has shocks on her toilet seat!
Influences the ocean tides!
Keeps her diaphragm in a pizza box!
She rocks herself sleep trying to get up! (winner)
2006-09-11 09:15:30 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
It takes a whole roll of film to take her photograph!
She doesn't require a visa to travel abroad, she just rolls over!
She is still a virgin!
2006-09-11 10:30:08 · answer #8 · answered by police 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
(in a chinese accent)
Yo mama is so fat..that when she jumps for joy...she get stuck
2006-09-11 15:43:43 · answer #9 · answered by Neelam 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I got sa better one ur momma so old she sat behind jesus in the 3rd grade
2006-09-11 09:15:56 · answer #10 · answered by a_montana_chick 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋