A Pilgrim is stranded on a boat in the middle of the Indian Ocean and a storm is brewing. Soon a fishing boat pulls up but the pilgrim shouts "Dont worry the lord will save Me!" and the boat tows off. Half an hour later a Navy ship pulls up to help Pilgrim
shouts "Dont worry the lord will save me!" and..it tows away.
Then 15 mins later a Coastguard Helicopter hovers above,
again the Pilgrim shouts "Dont worry the lord will save me!"
so it flies off.
2 mins later a massive wave comes and the pilgrim drowns.
When he gets to Heaven he goes to St Peter and asks "Why didnt
the lord save me?"
Pete turns round and says "For F**k sake he sent a fishing boat,
a Navy ship and a Helicopter you gave em all a miss!"
2006-09-11 02:24:08 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
At least your trying, mate...
2006-09-11 02:34:32 · answer #1 · answered by Platinum 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ok now i can b funny n im pretty moody most times. but this is THE worst. just jkin it made a lil smile crop up but nice try. lolz
2006-09-11 08:37:44 · answer #2 · answered by sugarpie 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
well that was kinda bad not a very good punch line maybe u should think of a nother joke
2006-09-11 13:00:14 · answer #3 · answered by jpenton_2009 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I know where you got that one from. They sell birthday cards with that joke on. It's an old one.
2006-09-12 00:33:45 · answer #4 · answered by gr_bateman 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heard it before....and the punchline did miss something
2006-09-11 02:38:27 · answer #5 · answered by Taylor29 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
works better if Peter turns round and ses "He sent you... what more could you want?"
heard it b4. i guess you had to be there.
2006-09-11 04:42:33 · answer #6 · answered by sdfsgsdhyj 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
something went wrong with your punchline dude...not even a chuckle, I kinda thought...wha?
2006-09-11 02:29:36 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
WHAT YOU SAID ABOUT THE FIRST JOKE APPLIES TOT HIS ONE AS WELL!!
2006-09-13 00:19:25 · answer #8 · answered by wiggle_bum1 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
it was good but keep trying
2006-09-11 02:47:39 · answer #9 · answered by tikymim 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Its ok
2006-09-11 02:59:55 · answer #10 · answered by gemmaloveschris06 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋