This one time, I was sitting alone at my house, when a herd of buffalos came into my house and ate my face off. And then I went to the store and bought a pack of "Corn Flakes." But when i tried to take them, a samuri cut my arm off and then sold me toilet paper. Then, I tried to eat my cornflakes, and my kneecaps exploded. But then when I tried to duct tape my legs together I fell in a volcano and died. It happened today, and several times before. Why does this keep happening?
2006-09-11
01:25:43
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daveman
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