This one time, I was sitting alone at my house, when a herd of buffalos came into my house and ate my face off. And then I went to the store and bought a pack of "Corn Flakes." But when i tried to take them, a samuri cut my arm off and then sold me toilet paper. Then, I tried to eat my cornflakes, and my kneecaps exploded. But then when I tried to duct tape my legs together I fell in a volcano and died. It happened today, and several times before. Why does this keep happening?
2006-09-11 01:25:43 · 7 answers · asked by daveman 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Other - Entertainment
fyi i'm not on drugs
2006-09-11 01:37:24 · update #1
My god dude you are such a survivor! not really it would be worse if the samurai tried to neuter you will a dull katana or a hacksaw. but then how would a samurai have a hacksaw unless he was a plumber? because he is a Mario Samurai, thats why. so you can either offer him some sake or kick him in the face, then hang him with his own toilet paper. get an oversheild to put on your kneecaps, and the virgin into the volcano idea is great. or, to stop it once and for all, become a native suix indian and hunt the buffalo to extinction.
2006-09-11 03:18:16 · answer #1 · answered by Tyler B 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'd say give up the cornflakes, and move out. Your house seems to be in a unique spot of the universe, where events like that happen over and over again. A wormhole??
If that doesn't work:
1) Pray to the Buffalo Lord in a night of full moon.
2) Buy a Japanese Toilet Paper Corporation and employ the samurai.
3) Throw a young virgin to the volcano.
4) Iron completely your kneecaps.
xxxxxxxxx I hope you'll be fine.
2006-09-11 08:38:23 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Put down the crack pipe and back away slowly. Take a cold shower and head to the nearest clinic for a detox session.
2006-09-11 08:32:43 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Dude get off the drugs, stop listening to frank zappa and beck and maybe try getting a life......
2006-09-11 08:34:54 · answer #4 · answered by Mintjulip 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It happens to me all the time!
2006-09-11 08:37:15 · answer #5 · answered by Tammie C 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Arrgggh matey, I couldn't tell ya.
2006-09-11 08:28:26 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
maybe try weet bix next time
2006-09-11 08:36:40 · answer #7 · answered by hope v 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋