This one time, i found a bucket. a gnome came out of the bucket, slapped me, and stole my liver. so i grabbed him and said firmly: "Cheese!" and then my house melted into a pile of goo. please help.
2006-09-11 01:45:13 · 12 answers · asked by daveman 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Other - Entertainment
fyi for the last time I am NOT on drugs.
2006-09-11 01:51:48 · update #1
Ohmigosh! This happened to me too! Was he a forest gnome?? Damn forest gnomes! Was he wearing that stupid red hat...well mostly red it gets all yucky maroon down by his forhead (all greasy I suspect) After your house melted did all the friggen other forest creatures come and gather the goo??? What the helll do they use it for?? This is exactly what happened to me!
2006-09-11 01:56:41 · answer #1 · answered by Rackjack 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I can see you now. Sitting in your lonely little room all by yourself, half eaten bags of Cheetos and potato chips strewn about. Cans of flat Dr.Pepper leaving rings on you computer desk. Masturbating every twenty minutes as you look at porn and wondering what it would be like to have sex with a real person. And then, just to piss off some total strangers, get on "YA" and spew some halfa*sed gibberish. There is a whole world out there, Dork. Try going outside and learn something.
2006-09-11 08:54:35 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
This one time, you found a room. your girlfriend came out of the room, slapped you, and stole your heart, so you grabbed her and said firmly, "i love you!" and then your house melted into a pile of goo because it was so mushy. please help.
2006-09-11 08:56:04 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well be careful to much cheese can make you gain some weight
But if the gnome comes back make him give your liver back or tell him you will feed him to your dog.
2006-09-11 08:52:28 · answer #4 · answered by Just another day 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This happened about 20 minutes after you found the mushrooms?
2006-09-11 08:51:07 · answer #5 · answered by sparkletina 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
This happens to me all the time. I finally gave up on the mouse and got me a monkey
2006-09-11 08:48:02 · answer #6 · answered by ? 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Try clicking your heels and say 'There's no place like home.' I bet everything will go back to normal.
2006-09-11 08:51:25 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hey, I thought only freaks came out at night....It's still too early for you...
2006-09-11 08:47:05 · answer #8 · answered by Stars-Moon-Sun 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Perhaps you were trippin' or under the influence if I may.
2006-09-11 08:47:09 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
What a interesting life you have.
2006-09-11 08:48:31 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋