Entertainment & Music - 10 September 2006

And don't say : "another money machine" .. :D
Make it original, and fun;))
>>>>>>>>>>

2006-09-10 16:38:59 · 21 answers · asked by Kimberly 6 in Polls & Surveys

A burglar crept into a huge, luxurious house one night. Shining his flashlight on the floor in the dark, he heard a voice saying, "Jesus is watching you."

He looked around nervously, shook his head, and kept looking for valuables. He again heard, "Jesus is watching you."

This time, he shone his light all over, and it finally rested on a parrot.

He asked, "Did you say that?" The parrot admitted that it had. "I'm just trying to warn you."

The burglar said, "Warn me, huh? Who are you? What's your name?"

"Moses," replied the bird.

"Well, what kind of stupid people would name a parrot 'Moses'?"

The bird answered, "The same folks who would name a Rottweiler "Jesus'.!

2006-09-10 16:38:51 · 16 answers · asked by Krystal T 1 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-09-10 16:38:46 · 8 answers · asked by I-C-U 5 in Polls & Surveys

...ice cream cone? Or do you believe sharing food is unhygienic?

2006-09-10 16:37:58 · 29 answers · asked by Nicki Lee 6 in Polls & Surveys

2006-09-10 16:37:49 · 39 answers · asked by Nightwalker 3 in Polls & Surveys

DO YOU LIKE SCAAAARY COOKIES MUAHAHAHAHAHA >:(

2006-09-10 16:37:46 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

was it his dad or familyfriend/neighbour?

2006-09-10 16:37:28 · 2 answers · asked by lily paige 2 in Celebrities

Alternative type songs only..I have some of the popular ones, but would love suggestions of new or old. Just good "workout" type songs..Thanks!

2006-09-10 16:36:44 · 8 answers · asked by nowolfgang 2 in Music

well, im a fan of 24.. specially seson 6 is coming soon on january 2007

2006-09-10 16:36:27 · 8 answers · asked by sha_mike9 1 in Television

2006-09-10 16:36:08 · 20 answers · asked by kendall92882 1 in Celebrities

2006-09-10 16:35:51 · 32 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-09-10 16:35:26 · 4 answers · asked by Pooks 6 in Movies

I know kids these days want to listen to what every body else wants to listen to, but just remember where it all came from. Explore a little.

2006-09-10 16:35:18 · 10 answers · asked by amber r 1 in Music

A seaman and a pirate met in a bar and bought each other drinks as they swapped sea stories. The seaman noticed the pirate had a pegleg, a hook for a hand, and a patch over one eye. He asked the pirate how he lost his leg. The pirate said, "During a storm at sea , I fell overboard into a sea of sharks, as my shipmates pulled me to safety, a shark bit off my leg." " And why do U have that hook?" was the next question. "Well we attacked another ship and during a swordfight one of the enemy cut off my hand." "And the eyepatch?", asked the seaman. "One day I looked up at the sky and a sea gull deposited a dropping right into my eye." The seaman said, " I don't believe it, you lost an eye because of a bird dropping?" The pirate said, " Not exactly..ya see it was my first day using the hook......."

2006-09-10 16:35:01 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

i like to see a movie with Denzel Washington and Will Smith..

2006-09-10 16:34:52 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

"Its no suprise to me I am my own worst enemy."

Then the other part I remember is

"Can we forget about the things I said when i was drunk. I didnt mean to call you that."

2006-09-10 16:34:08 · 14 answers · asked by I run with scissors 4 in Music

dont be mean or dirty with this, just be real. what can fit in a pocket?

2006-09-10 16:34:03 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-09-10 16:33:20 · 7 answers · asked by I-C-U 5 in Polls & Surveys

I GOTTA PEE!

2006-09-10 16:33:16 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

It's on the WB Thursday Nights @ 9pm I believe! It's awesome. One of the best series on TV in a long time! Smallville is right before it!

Which is your favorite?

I love Super Natural!!
Dean is Hot!

2006-09-10 16:32:37 · 11 answers · asked by Caffiene Junkie 4 in Television

2006-09-10 16:32:32 · 1 answers · asked by elmer e 1 in Music

http://i33.photobucket.com/albums/d94/locks0gold/picamature.jpg

2006-09-10 16:32:10 · 28 answers · asked by Violet 3 in Celebrities

2006-09-10 16:32:04 · 8 answers · asked by I-C-U 5 in Polls & Surveys

Will it be available here? I need to have one. If it isn't I will have to buy it on the internet and then buy a region free dvd player I don't care how much I have to pay. Does anyone know if it will be released world wide or just in America?

2006-09-10 16:31:59 · 1 answers · asked by alias_47 3 in Television

2006-09-10 16:30:45 · 24 answers · asked by libbyocto14 2 in Television

but for some reason it wont post... whats up with that?

2006-09-10 16:30:09 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

My friend says i just have to go there, but i've never been there and don't want to go to the wrong places!!

2006-09-10 16:30:06 · 5 answers · asked by exel 2 in Other - Entertainment

my cousin called me a b*itch 2 times


he was like B*TCHB*TCH!!

2006-09-10 16:28:56 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

Why do people make a big deal about celebrities and their personal lives? Who gives a sh*t!!

2006-09-10 16:28:30 · 16 answers · asked by dkelli 3 in Celebrities

A rather attractive woman goes up to the bar in a quiet rural pub. She gestures alluringly to the barman who comes over immediately. When he arrives, she seductively signals that he should bring his face close to hers. When he does so, she begins to gently caress his beard which is full and bushy.

"Are you the manager?" she asks, softly stroking his face with both hands.

"Actually, no" he replies.

"Can you get him for me - I need to speak to him?" she asks, running her hands up beyond his beard and into his hair.

"I'm afraid I can't" breathes the barman - clearly aroused. "Is there anything I can do?"

"Yes there is. I need you to give him a message" she continues huskily, popping a couple of fingers into his mouth and allowing him to suck them gently. "Tell him that there is no toilet paper in the ladies room."

2006-09-10 16:27:58 · 25 answers · asked by Krystal T 1 in Jokes & Riddles