A burglar crept into a huge, luxurious house one night. Shining his flashlight on the floor in the dark, he heard a voice saying, "Jesus is watching you."
He looked around nervously, shook his head, and kept looking for valuables. He again heard, "Jesus is watching you."
This time, he shone his light all over, and it finally rested on a parrot.
He asked, "Did you say that?" The parrot admitted that it had. "I'm just trying to warn you."
The burglar said, "Warn me, huh? Who are you? What's your name?"
"Moses," replied the bird.
"Well, what kind of stupid people would name a parrot 'Moses'?"
The bird answered, "The same folks who would name a Rottweiler "Jesus'.!
2006-09-10 16:38:51 · 16 answers · asked by Krystal T 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
That's hilarious.
2006-09-10 16:40:52 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heard it but it's still funny! How bout this one:
A woman buys a parrot then returns the next day saying "My parrot seems upset what do I do?" The shopkeeper replies "Try this little mirror that will make your bird talk!" The woman says thank you and takes the mirror home.
Then she returns the next day complaining that now her bird is even more upset and he won't talk either so the shopkeeper sells her some chimes for the bird to play with. The woman says thank you and returns home.
The woman keeps returning to the pet shop for a week and the man has sold her all kinds of toys for the bird yet none of them work.
The woman returns to the store three days later and tells the shop keeper "Well my bird died but he did say something before he died though!"
"Well what did he say?"
"He said, "DOESN'T THAT STORE CARRY ANY FOOD?"
2006-09-11 00:12:58 · answer #2 · answered by ♫♪♫TAY-LUR♫♪♫ 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Here's another:
Jesus and Moses are sitting in a boat fishing and Jesus says to Moses, "I want to do a miracle like in the good old days!" and Moses says, "Sure!"
So Jesus gets up and says, "I think I will walk on the water, that was always a good one!" So Jesus walks over to the edge of the boat stands on the water and sinks like a stone.
Moses drags Jesus back into the boat and revives him. Moses then says, "What happened?"
"I think it's the holes in my feet!" Jesus replied.
2006-09-11 08:21:50 · answer #3 · answered by beardedgoose 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah, It's okay, better than the last one I read, or the one I think you posted about toilet paper...but I only don't like that one because I don't understand it!!!
2006-09-10 23:44:27 · answer #4 · answered by kendra dowson 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO!! That Was A Good One!!!
2006-09-11 11:15:35 · answer #5 · answered by XXSEXY66XX 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah, I think it's pretty funny.
2006-09-11 00:30:36 · answer #6 · answered by Still a Sexy Momma 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha. He's in trouble now.
2006-09-10 23:45:34 · answer #7 · answered by Cyndi Storm 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
it was when i heard it the first time
2006-09-10 23:46:36 · answer #8 · answered by Bob 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes that was funny and clever too I might add
2006-09-10 23:41:32 · answer #9 · answered by crazeebitch2005 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes- that was good
2006-09-10 23:42:06 · answer #10 · answered by allykitty63 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋