A seaman and a pirate met in a bar and bought each other drinks as they swapped sea stories. The seaman noticed the pirate had a pegleg, a hook for a hand, and a patch over one eye. He asked the pirate how he lost his leg. The pirate said, "During a storm at sea , I fell overboard into a sea of sharks, as my shipmates pulled me to safety, a shark bit off my leg." " And why do U have that hook?" was the next question. "Well we attacked another ship and during a swordfight one of the enemy cut off my hand." "And the eyepatch?", asked the seaman. "One day I looked up at the sky and a sea gull deposited a dropping right into my eye." The seaman said, " I don't believe it, you lost an eye because of a bird dropping?" The pirate said, " Not exactly..ya see it was my first day using the hook......."
2006-09-10 16:35:01 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
When the pirate stood to to leave, the seaman noticed a small ship's steering wheel protruding for the pirate's fly. The seaman said,"I understand about the other stuff, but doesn't that wheel hurt?" The pirate replied, "Aye, it drives me nuts."
2006-09-11 05:16:19 · answer #1 · answered by capnbeatty 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The poor pirate!
I thought his girl got wild with him staring at her perpetually!
2006-09-16 16:38:39 · answer #2 · answered by Merlin the Magician! 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ouch. Makes my eyes tear up just thinkin about it.
2006-09-10 16:38:59 · answer #3 · answered by Cyndi Storm 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well I thought it was great...and I've heard it before!
2006-09-10 19:52:26 · answer #4 · answered by brainyandy 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
aye aye captain
2006-09-10 17:15:31 · answer #5 · answered by hisahito 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2006-09-10 16:52:34 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL. LOL.
2006-09-11 09:27:15 · answer #7 · answered by jfmm 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
WOW!!!
That joke sucked, I'm sorry, please don't cry!!!
2006-09-10 16:39:51 · answer #8 · answered by kendra dowson 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋