Entertainment & Music - 10 September 2006

Two hillbillies Ed and Red walk into a bar. While having a shot of whiskey, they talk about their moonshine operation.
Suddenly, a woman at a nearby table, who is eating a sandwich, begins to cough.

After a minute or so, it becomes apparent that she is in real distress.
One of the hillbillies looks at her and says, "Kin ya swallar?"

The woman shakes her head no.

"Kin ya breathe?"

The woman begins to turn blue and shakes her head no.
The hillbilly walks over to the woman, lifts up the back of her dress,
yanks down her drawers and quickly gives her right butt cheek a lick with his tongue.

The woman is so shocked that she has a violent spasm and the obstruction flies out of her mouth.
As she begins to breathe again, the hillbilly walks slowly back to the bar.
His partner says, "Ya know, I'd heerd of that there
'Hind Lick Maneuver' but I ain't never seen nobody do it!"
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2006-09-10 23:33:29 · 7 answers · asked by Sangy . 4 in Jokes & Riddles

I admit that I found something intoxicating, satanic and absolutely compelling about the great Anna Karenina. What about you?

2006-09-10 23:33:06 · 32 answers · asked by solo 5 in Polls & Surveys

2006-09-10 23:30:32 · 4 answers · asked by james l 1 in Comics & Animation

Come on, be creative. Be honest. What's the ultimate thing you couldn't be paid to do.

2006-09-10 23:25:14 · 26 answers · asked by Shadowtwinchaos 4 in Polls & Surveys

i saw the film oceans eleven which brad bitt acts in and the video clip a duncan james amazed and i think they look like each other very much i love them both very much
what do u think ?

2006-09-10 23:24:27 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

2006-09-10 23:23:46 · 19 answers · asked by james l 1 in Comics & Animation

2006-09-10 23:23:31 · 11 answers · asked by SonnyJ 1 in Movies

7up or sprite

2006-09-10 23:22:25 · 43 answers · asked by astrid 5 in Polls & Surveys

Can anyone post me a photo of lead guitar and rhythm guitar..cuz i want to compare....which one is more easier to play...and which guitar is more important in a band???

2006-09-10 23:21:50 · 6 answers · asked by Chicken Little 2 in Music

A Catholic Priest was about to leave His Mission in the jungles where

he has spent years teaching the natives when he realizes that the one thing he never taught them was how to speak English, so he takes the chief for a walk in the forest.



He points to a tree and says to the chief, "This is a tree."

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The chief looks at the tree and grunts, "Tree."

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The Priest pleased with the response. They walk a little farther and

he points to a rock and says, "This is a rock."

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Hearing this, the chief looks and grunts, "Rock."

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The Priest really getting enthusiastic about the results when he hears

a rustling in the bushes. As he peeks over the top, he sees a couple of natives in the midst of heavy sexual activity.

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The Priest is really flustered and quickly responds, "Riding a bike."

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The chief looks at the couple briefly, pulls out his blowgun and kills

them.

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The Priest goes ballistic and yells at the chief that he has spent

years teaching the tribe how to be civilized and kind to each other, so how could he kill these people in cold blood that way?

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The chief replied, "My bike."

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2006-09-10 23:18:52 · 7 answers · asked by Sangy . 4 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-09-10 23:15:51 · 18 answers · asked by james l 1 in Comics & Animation

at first i was told laughing out loud......but i have since changed it to lots of laughs ........what do you think.......or what did you think it was when you first started on the internet......?

2006-09-10 23:14:45 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-09-10 23:12:40 · 8 answers · asked by arun15 1 in Other - Entertainment

play a song and record it in a empty cd

2006-09-10 23:11:25 · 4 answers · asked by luked 1 in Music

If so, did you two end up getting married?

2006-09-10 23:09:40 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Why is that?

2006-09-10 23:09:05 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Aww jeez, my wife gave me that last christmas and she would just kill me if I lost it! It's about 7 inches long. I think I've lost it near the australian waters? It was on my attached to my tail but somehow I've lost it. If seen please call the lost and found at the Biological Social Department in Australia 1800-Lost-Ray. Thanks.

2006-09-10 23:08:31 · 9 answers · asked by isaidloookatme 1 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-09-10 23:06:45 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

2006-09-10 23:05:04 · 13 answers · asked by charlie 3 in Movies

Could be of any nationality

2006-09-10 23:04:57 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

This means that Brad Pitt wants all people gay or otherwise to be able to get married, and that they will consider it when that is legal? Well, what do you think, are you sad or happy????

2006-09-10 23:04:38 · 18 answers · asked by shardf 5 in Movies

where can i listen or download it?

2006-09-10 23:04:26 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

Thanks...

2006-09-10 23:02:02 · 13 answers · asked by Fraueline 2 in Polls & Surveys

2006-09-10 22:59:17 · 5 answers · asked by warrensnoopnate 1 in Other - Entertainment

pretty shi tty if you do ...

2006-09-10 22:58:38 · 13 answers · asked by melhtims 2 in Jokes & Riddles

I'm filming a extreme low budget movie and I need to know how to stage a fight sceen that looks good. We have 35 combined years of martial arts experience we just can't get it to look right on film.

2006-09-10 22:57:44 · 1 answers · asked by Grimnr 2 in Other - Entertainment

There are phrases that repeatedly occur in White Stripes lyrics. I have spotted a few, are there more? Do they have some particular significance? (I am only just now discovering their music).

Rita (Hayworth)
White orchid
Truth doesn't make a noise

2006-09-10 22:57:35 · 3 answers · asked by waycyber 6 in Music

2006-09-10 22:55:45 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-09-10 22:55:40 · 30 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

2006-09-10 22:55:21 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys