Two hillbillies Ed and Red walk into a bar. While having a shot of whiskey, they talk about their moonshine operation.
Suddenly, a woman at a nearby table, who is eating a sandwich, begins to cough.
After a minute or so, it becomes apparent that she is in real distress.
One of the hillbillies looks at her and says, "Kin ya swallar?"
The woman shakes her head no.
"Kin ya breathe?"
The woman begins to turn blue and shakes her head no.
The hillbilly walks over to the woman, lifts up the back of her dress,
yanks down her drawers and quickly gives her right butt cheek a lick with his tongue.
The woman is so shocked that she has a violent spasm and the obstruction flies out of her mouth.
As she begins to breathe again, the hillbilly walks slowly back to the bar.
His partner says, "Ya know, I'd heerd of that there
'Hind Lick Maneuver' but I ain't never seen nobody do it!"
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2006-09-10 23:33:29 · 7 answers · asked by Sangy . 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
'Hind Lick Maneuver' - hahaha thats priceless i love it, do you mind if i keep that one?
2006-09-10 23:36:24 · answer #1 · answered by Mintjulip 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL
those crazy hillbillies
too, funny
2006-09-11 07:25:45 · answer #2 · answered by SpittinThaReal 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is a good one! I'll have to remember that one.
2006-09-11 06:56:39 · answer #3 · answered by Papa WILL 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. I love this one. LOL.
Have a great new week, and God Bless.
2006-09-11 13:45:48 · answer #4 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
your funny
2006-09-11 06:41:03 · answer #5 · answered by kurotenshi 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yea, good.
2006-09-11 06:37:07 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is good.... Thanks for strting my day off with a good hearty laugh.
2006-09-11 07:46:18 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋