If so, did you two end up getting married?
2006-09-10 23:09:40 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
I fell in love with my garden gnome but I found out he had a heart of stone. It was as if he were made of concrete. He'd never commit to me emotionally and was always cold to touch. No matter what I said to attempt to motivate him to open up to me - he would always maintain the same smirk. Eventually, I found out he was having an affair with the tyre swan...Don't go there! He will break your heart :-(
2006-09-10 23:14:53 · answer #1 · answered by cowgirl blues 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yes! It was a wild and strange relationship, but alas we went our separate ways
2006-09-10 23:33:54 · answer #2 · answered by Anarchy99 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
alas im gnomeless no gnomes in my garden
2006-09-10 23:31:12 · answer #3 · answered by mentalboy1 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMG didn't you see us in Vegas when we tied the knot. You were right before us. I saw you when you guys got hitched. Congrats by the way.
2006-09-10 23:26:30 · answer #4 · answered by Evey 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes. i married the one that looked like doc in snow white. he is an incredible husband. always there. waiting for me in the garden to cheer me up. sighhhhhhhhhh i love him so much! maybe we'll have babies!!! weeeeeeeeee
2006-09-10 23:12:26 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nope, mine is off traveling the world. He sends me photos evey no and again.
2006-09-10 23:13:26 · answer #6 · answered by Lov'n IT! 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
unfortunatleyno. But I screwed his first cousin twice removed on his mothers side . She told me she was a wood-elf, but I know she was only a common fairey. GOD could she flutter her wings!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2006-09-10 23:29:55 · answer #7 · answered by king-of-halloween 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I DID, but alas the poor guy couldnt handle MY yard...if u know wat i mean!!
He broke up with me and went for some other 6inch w@nker!!
2006-09-10 23:12:25 · answer #8 · answered by Jazz 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Are you for real
2006-09-10 23:11:31 · answer #9 · answered by witchfromoz2003 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nu-uh brother..... are you alright?.... for reals....
2006-09-10 23:35:24 · answer #10 · answered by <--tsk--> 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋