A Catholic Priest was about to leave His Mission in the jungles where
he has spent years teaching the natives when he realizes that the one thing he never taught them was how to speak English, so he takes the chief for a walk in the forest.
He points to a tree and says to the chief, "This is a tree."
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The chief looks at the tree and grunts, "Tree."
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The Priest pleased with the response. They walk a little farther and
he points to a rock and says, "This is a rock."
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Hearing this, the chief looks and grunts, "Rock."
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The Priest really getting enthusiastic about the results when he hears
a rustling in the bushes. As he peeks over the top, he sees a couple of natives in the midst of heavy sexual activity.
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The Priest is really flustered and quickly responds, "Riding a bike."
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The chief looks at the couple briefly, pulls out his blowgun and kills
them.
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The Priest goes ballistic and yells at the chief that he has spent
years teaching the tribe how to be civilized and kind to each other, so how could he kill these people in cold blood that way?
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The chief replied, "My bike."
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2006-09-10 23:18:52 · 7 answers · asked by Sangy . 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
very nice joke. i enjoyed.
thanks.
2006-09-11 01:08:22 · answer #1 · answered by sshhrini 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good joke!!
congratulations.. I'm rating your joke a 10 out 0f 10
2006-09-11 06:24:17 · answer #2 · answered by ~♥Andrea♥~ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. I told one similar to this a little while back. LOL.
2006-09-11 13:47:14 · answer #3 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha...honestly, thank you for blowing 5 points to tell the joke
(my bike...hee!hee!)
2006-09-11 16:10:36 · answer #4 · answered by endrshadow 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Great question
2006-09-11 06:22:59 · answer #5 · answered by Alex 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
SShould have seen that one comoing..... Good one
2006-09-11 07:48:34 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one..lol
2006-09-11 06:20:50 · answer #7 · answered by sherob1 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋