Entertainment & Music - 10 September 2006

Four friends, who hadn't seen each other in 30 years, reunited at a party.

After several drinks, one of the men had to use the rest room.

Those who remained talked about their kids.

The first guy said, "My son is my pride and joy. He started working at a successful company at the bottom of the barrel. He studied Economics and Business Administration and soon began to climb the corporate ladder and now he's the president of the company. He became so rich that he gave his best friend a top of the line Mercedes
for his birthday."

The second guy said, "Darn, that's terrific! My son is also my pride and joy. He started working for a big airline, and then went
to flight school to become a pilot. Eventually he became a partner in the company, where he owns the majority of its assets. He's so rich that he
gave his best friend a brand new jet for his birthday."

The third man said: "Well, that's terrific! My son studied in the best universities and became an engineer. Then he started his own construction company and is now a multimillionaire. He also gave away something very nice and expensive to his best friend for his birthday: A 30,000 square foot mansion."

The three friends congratulated each other just as the fourth returned from the restroom and asked:

"What are all the congratulations for?" One of the three said:

"We were talking about the pride we feel for the successes of our sons. What about your son?"

The fourth man replied: "My son is gay and makes a living dancing as a stripper at a nightclub."

The three friends said: "What a shame...what a disappointment."

The fourth man replied: "No, I'm not ashamed. He's my son and I love him. And he hasn't done too bad either.
His birthday was two weeks ago, and he received a beautiful 30,000 square foot mansion, a brand new jet and a top of the line Mercedes
from his three boyfriends."

2006-09-10 20:47:53 · 23 answers · asked by bobatemydog 4 in Jokes & Riddles

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Was Mr. Rogers ever really in the Marines? And was he really covered in tattoos?

2006-09-10 20:46:48 · 2 answers · asked by bkbat17 2 in Television

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What brand of conditioner do you use????

brand/scent you are currently using... like the shampoo question..

2006-09-10 20:45:59 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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what was the best cartoon of all time?

and no you can't say scooby doo.

2006-09-10 20:45:18 · 17 answers · asked by NONAME 3 in Comics & Animation

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Am looking for a song -Heaven must have brought u from above,duet by Erykah Badhu& D'Angelo.Which Album?

In which Album does the song appear?

2006-09-10 20:45:13 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

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On old suspender's do you know what the pin is called? (answer below)?

It's called a giggling pin, as once you get by it with your hand your laughing!

2006-09-10 20:44:23 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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What brand of shampoo do you use??

brand/scent that you currently are using??

2006-09-10 20:43:59 · 31 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Ladies....who is the sexiest man on television?

...it can be anyone. From news anchormen to rappers.

2006-09-10 20:42:25 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

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I'm not crazy! Your the one who's crazy?

Stuck me in an institution. Said it was the only solution. Proctect me from the enemy, myself!

2006-09-10 20:38:31 · 19 answers · asked by Rock N' Roll Junkie 5 in Other - Entertainment

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this is the best joke ever???

alright so check it out...ever hear the one about the croc hunter and the stingray? so a croc hunter walks in a bar right? to find a stingray and he does. so the stingray stabs him in the chest and he dies.

2006-09-10 20:36:26 · 29 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

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why are dirty jokes called 'green'?

2006-09-10 20:36:13 · 8 answers · asked by romyrodz 1 in Jokes & Riddles

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where can i find?

pics of the tv presenter nina myskov

2006-09-10 20:33:05 · 14 answers · asked by stephen d 3 in Television

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How many head aches are out there this morning?

and did you have a good weekend?

2006-09-10 20:32:52 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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what is your favorite commercial?

yeah i know sounds like i watch too much tv but i dont... i like all those geico ones but i saw this really cute one where this guy is pretending his phone is ringing and searching his bag for his "phone" and theres a girl sitting next to him looking at him like hes a weirdo and then he pulls a coke from his bag, puts it to his ear and says "hello? (hands the coke to the girl) its for you" she takes it and smiles...

2006-09-10 20:31:25 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Entertainment

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