Entertainment & Music - 10 September 2006

A man left his cat with his brother while he went on vacation for a week. When he came back, the man called his brother to see when he could pick the cat up. The brother hesitated, then said, ''I'm so sorry, but while you were away, the cat died." The man was very upset and yelled, ''You know, you could have broken the news to me better than that. When I called today, you could have said he was on the roof and wouldn't come down. Then when I called the next day, you could have said that he had fallen off and the vet was working on patching him up. Then when I called the third day, you could have said he had passed away.''

The brother thought about it and apologized.

"So how's Mom?" asked the man.

"She's on the roof and won't come down."

2006-09-10 21:38:58 · 11 answers · asked by gogobanca 4 in Jokes & Riddles

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Open Questions, I think I see..........?

They're for folks like you and me.......Click your mouse, then get typing........I've been impatient (sorry for gryping)........One query starts--another ends........thanks to you, I've got more friends....Friends like you lot--friends indeed........Oh compadres--just what I need.......Don't go thinking I've got no mates.....'Cos I've got one (I think he's great) IF I need him, he comes round...he's kind and thoughtful (basically sound)........Sometimes though I start to fret.......I think "WHY ME" and yet,and yet........oh, hang on my doorbell's ringing.......the Postman's there---oooh, what's he bringing?........this boy's another of my mates.......hey, what do you think of the new postal rates?......Sort by size as well as weight......I don't care----that's also great..........better answer---he won't wait....gosh, I'm in a right old state.............one more question if I may (will he/won't he I hear you say)........"Hang on there---delivery bloke--HEY, COME BACK IT'S............

2006-09-10 21:38:18 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

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want some pics of hollywood actor-actresses & singers.?

site names'll do.

2006-09-10 21:37:36 · 5 answers · asked by aqua 3 in Movies

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What was the name of Yogi Bear's sidekick from the cartoon?

2006-09-10 21:36:58 · 17 answers · asked by ugcj10 1 in Comics & Animation

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Does Discovery channel helpful?!?

does the discovery channel bring us authentic?

2006-09-10 21:35:45 · 5 answers · asked by Pessimist 2 in Television

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What was the name of the movie with the main character as a young Krishna?

im pretty sure it came out in the 1990's in the US. The kid who played Krishna was blue-skinned.

2006-09-10 21:35:36 · 1 answers · asked by drum4988 2 in Movies

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whats d name of actor 'van helsing' or 'van heilsing'-whatever it is.?

also tell d correct spelling.

2006-09-10 21:35:10 · 17 answers · asked by aqua 3 in Movies

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What do you think should be done?

2006-09-10 21:33:51 · 14 answers · asked by . 4 in Polls & Surveys

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what's the best tv channel?

2006-09-10 21:33:16 · 12 answers · asked by NONAME 3 in Television

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ever wonder why the talented guitar players died in such a way?

randy rhoads...died from a plane crash into a house
cliff burton.. tour bus crushed him
stevie ray... helicopter into a mountain
hendrix... overdose on sleeping pills
richie valenz? lol...plane crash
dimebag...fuckinggot shotlike 10 times on stage(shove that upur *** you ****** *** no talent rapper 50 cent)
i cant thinkofany morebut theses deatths are ridiculous..my space bar isnst workingtowell lol.

2006-09-10 21:32:23 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

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how do girls manage to like abhishek bachan?????????????????????????

2006-09-10 21:29:29 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

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IF kaka come to the Premier League will British girls go crazy over him like so many Italians and Brazilians?

I konw a lot of English girls think C.Ronaldo is hot, but Kaka I think is better looking and his footworks are just as good, its just that he plays in SERIE A so obviously Ronaldo who plays in the Premiership will be more known in the UK

2006-09-10 21:28:48 · 6 answers · asked by won l 1 in Celebrities

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What are the top 5 best "classical" (all periods) composers?

My List:

1. Beethoven
2. Mozart
3. J.S. Bach
4. Mahler
5. Shostakovich

2006-09-10 21:28:08 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

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I want to start Celine dion's Music collection, I love her Music?

I would like to start collection of Celine Dion's muisc. Is there any body who can help me.

2006-09-10 21:27:51 · 4 answers · asked by MUSICK 2 in Music

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Why do we dwell so much on the lives of famous people?

In America, our focus has been lost. We care too much about who is getting married, divorced, who is in rehab, who is coming out, who said this, that, etc. Why are we so obsessed with the famous? What are the issues that we should be focusing on instead? I mean, is it really any of our business that Jessica or Nick has a new lover? Or that this person got arrested? Or whatever? Don't they deserve privacy? Isn't it wrong to make the sins of the famous a headline? Why do we do this? When are we going to realize that we are destroying our youth because of this? What are you going to do about it?

2006-09-10 21:27:34 · 11 answers · asked by Dead 2 Self 4 in Celebrities