A rather attractive woman goes up to the bar in a quiet rural pub. She gestures alluringly to the barman who comes over immediately. When he arrives, she seductively signals that he should bring his face close to hers. When he does so, she begins to gently caress his beard which is full and bushy.
"Are you the manager?" she asks, softly stroking his face with both hands.
"Actually, no" he replies.
"Can you get him for me - I need to speak to him?" she asks, running her hands up beyond his beard and into his hair.
"I'm afraid I can't" breathes the barman - clearly aroused. "Is there anything I can do?"
"Yes there is. I need you to give him a message" she continues huskily, popping a couple of fingers into his mouth and allowing him to suck them gently. "Tell him that there is no toilet paper in the ladies room."
2006-09-10 16:27:58 · 25 answers · asked by Krystal T 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
funny, yet sick! thats how i likes 'em
2006-09-10 16:29:36 · answer #1 · answered by Big hands Big feet 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The barman replied." Would you like to use my "private"
room". I'm sure there are plenty of
toilet paper for both of us to use
after our "business"."
2006-09-10 23:40:19 · answer #2 · answered by Teh halia 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice.
Just the right mix of moderately funny and disgusting.
I'm gonna use it.
2006-09-10 23:30:44 · answer #3 · answered by QuackJak 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I think this was goig bit far. I'm sure he would have refilled it if she has simply asked! But this was pretty funny.
2006-09-11 15:49:13 · answer #4 · answered by leeanndemon 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL good one but I usually carry tissues in my purse.
2006-09-10 23:30:46 · answer #5 · answered by fayem7 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
well maybe she washed her hands before she left the bathroom!
2006-09-10 23:31:11 · answer #6 · answered by USuck79 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
sounds like something I need to do
2006-09-10 23:33:20 · answer #7 · answered by crazeebitch2005 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yuck LOL but funny
2006-09-10 23:30:24 · answer #8 · answered by Jess 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
k
2006-09-10 23:30:08 · answer #9 · answered by Sweet gurl 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha
2006-09-11 02:50:38 · answer #10 · answered by Cool_dude 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
poor
2006-09-10 23:29:48 · answer #11 · answered by Wiley 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋