I must send my thanks to whoever sent me the e-mail about cockroach
larvae
in the glue on envelopes because I now have to use a wet towel with
every envelope that needs sealing. I also have to scrub the top of
every can I open for the same reason.
I no longer have any savings because I gave it to a sick girl (Penny
Brown) who is about to die in the hospital for the 1,387,258th time.
I no longer have any money at all, but that will change once I
receive the $15,000 that Bill Gates/Microsoft and AOL are sending me
for
participating in their special e-mail program. I’m also waiting to
receive my winnings from the Dutch email lottery and the proceeds
from
helping those poor Nigerian women whose husbands have been
assassinated and who are
having trouble finding a place to store the millions they had
accumulated.
Thanks to you, I have learned that my prayers only get answered if
I forward an email to seven of my friends and make a wish within five
minutes.
I no longer worry about my soul because I have 363,214 angels
looking out for me, and St. Theresa's novena has granted my every wish.
Because of your concern, I no longer drink Coca Cola because it can
remove toilet stains.
2006-08-28
01:22:12
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