Yeltsin, Bill Clinton & Vicente Fox (Mexican President) are in France in a restaurant.
The waiter asks " le apperitive?"
All of them answer "oui!"
The waiter looks at Fox "Le tequila?"
Fox: "oui!"
The waiter looks at Yeltsin "Le vodka?"
Yeltsin: "oui!"
Finally, the waiter looks at Clinton " Le whisky?"
Clinton: "DON'T MENTION THAT *?@#&@$ !!!"
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Modern Times
My wife gave birth in a state of the art delivery room," said one man to another. "It was so high-tech that the baby came out cordless."
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The Car:-
ONCE UPON A TIME an American came to Switzerland where he met a Swiss farmer, he looked at the size of the Swiss farmers land (or rather lack of size...) and said:
" Back home in the US I have a farm, that is SO BIG that when I leave by car from one end of the farm in the morning I do not reach the other end of the farm by evening.!!!"
The Swiss farmer was not impressed and said:
" Yes, I used to have a car like that ...."
2006-08-28
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