Here's another one....enjoy a laugh !!!!!!! Good day !!?

Question

A big Mama female police officer arrests a man for drunk driving. The man protests uncontrollably.

The female officer speaks to the drunk: "Sir, you have the right to
remain silent. Anything you say can and will be held against you."

The wobbling drunk stares at her chest and replies: "Boobs."

Answer 1

Cute one! Here's one for you.
Good Answer
An eccentric philosophy professor gave a one question final exam after a semester dealing with a
broad array of topics. The class was already seated and ready to go when the professor picked up his chair, plopped it on his desk and wrote on the board: "Using everything we have learned this
semester, prove that this chair does not exist."
Fingers flew, erasers erased, notebooks were filled in furious fashion. Some students wrote over 30
pages in one hour attempting to refute the existence
of the chair. One member of the class however,was up and finished in less than a minute. Weeks later
when the grades were posted, the rest of the group
wondered how he could have gotten an A when he had barely written anything at all. His answer consisted of two words: "What chair?"

Answer 2

Good one!!!! Haven't read a quality joke for a long time!

Answer 3

I like

Answer 4

Meh?

Answer 5

ah so u saw me on the news?

Answer 6

I know I shouldn't but I am haha, cute.

Answer 7

good one

Answer 8

oh my lol ♥

Answer 9

LoL

Answer 10

lol..nice!