Entertainment & Music - 24 August 2006

I know I'm a guy but I love breasts. I was thinking of getting a pair of breast implants.This way I can play with them everyday and not have to worry about chicks freaking out at me. What do you think I should do?

2006-08-24 17:14:16 · 23 answers · asked by ... 2 in Polls & Surveys

A man trained his dog to go around the corner to Bud's Lounge every day with two dollar bills under his collar to get a pack of cigarettes. Once the man only had a five, so he put it under the collar and sent the dog on his way.
An hour passed and the pooch still hadn't returned. So the man went to Bud's and found his dog sitting on a bar stool, drinking a beer. He said, " You've never done this before."
Replied the dog, " I never had the money before."


enjoy ...:)

2006-08-24 17:14:01 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2006-08-24 17:13:43 · 18 answers · asked by Kid Pecatonica 4 in Polls & Surveys

The Yankees, that is. My friend Aimee says, "it's 'cause they're too cheap." Joe just said "yeah right, they've got plenty of money; they just think they're too good and everyone should know who they are."

So is it saving some cash or *********? Thanks for your input! :)

2006-08-24 17:13:31 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-08-24 17:13:03 · 15 answers · asked by Kid Pecatonica 4 in Polls & Surveys

Did they really break up? I hope so and I hope him and Jen get back together.

2006-08-24 17:12:53 · 13 answers · asked by Daz 2 in Celebrities

i just stumbled across this page wondering how it works ....j

2006-08-24 17:12:16 · 18 answers · asked by julie 1 in Other - Entertainment

O Magazine, Oxygen, Dailey Shows, Tabloids, etc.

I liked her, but I am just getting sick of seeing her everywhere. It is O - verload and O ver-exposed for me!

2006-08-24 17:11:55 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

An attorney had just finished a consultation with an elderly, nearly blind widow, for which he charged her $100. The widow opened her purse and removed a $100 bill. When the lawyer accepted it, he noticed there was another 100 stuck to it. Immediately the lawyer's keen legal mind realized he was faced with a vital ethical question:

Should he tell his partner?

2006-08-24 17:11:27 · 13 answers · asked by iamigloo 6 in Jokes & Riddles

wats a good song for two teens who love each other very much they know that their love can and will last

2006-08-24 17:10:44 · 32 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

2006-08-24 17:10:13 · 1 answers · asked by r 2 in Other - Entertainment

I sure hope so!!

2006-08-24 17:10:04 · 6 answers · asked by phantom stranger 3 in Television

im lonely...

2006-08-24 17:09:59 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

pessimist=you refuse the parachute because you might die in the jump anyway
optimist=you refuse the parachute because people have survived jumps like this before
procrastinator=you play a game of monopoly for the parachute
bureaucrat=you order the other person to conduct a feasibility study on parachute use in multi engine aircraft under code red conditions
lawyer=you charge one parachute for helping the other person sue the airline
doctor=you tell the other person you need to run more tests, then take the parachute in order to make your next appointment
sales executive=you sell the other person the parachute at top retail rates and get the names of their friends and relatives who might like one too
advertiser=you strip tease while singing that what the other person needs is a neon parachute with computer altimeter for only $39.99
engineer=you make the other person another parachute out of aisle curtains and dental floss
scientist you give the other person the parachute and ask them to send you a report on how well it worked
mathematician=you refuse to accept the parachute without proof that it will work in all cases
philosopher=you ask how the other person knows the parachute actually exists
English expert=you explicate simile and metaphor in the parachute instructions
Comparative literature theorist=you read the parachute instructions in all four languages
Computer science=you design a machine capable of operating a parachute as well as a human being could
Psychoanalyst=you ask the other person what the shape of te parachute reminds them of
Dramatist=you tie the other person down so they can watch you develop the character of a person stuck on a falling plane without a parachute
Artist=you hang the parachute on the wall and sign it
Environmentalist=you refuse to use the parachute unless it is biodegradable
Economist=you plot a demand curve by asking them, at regular intervals, how much they would pay for a parachute

2006-08-24 17:09:35 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

im very strong personality but also shy

2006-08-24 17:08:14 · 6 answers · asked by mishy 1 in Horoscopes

2006-08-24 17:08:02 · 24 answers · asked by ladetina 1 in Polls & Surveys

2006-08-24 17:07:41 · 9 answers · asked by latennighter 3 in Other - Entertainment

if he sees her talking to anyone, he will beat them up and that then he will be over her, that beating somone up that talks to his ex always helps him have closure. then he is over it and doesn't care anymore...freaking 24 yrs old. Explain the wierdness please, it has been six weeks and she has made it clear, its OVER.

2006-08-24 17:07:41 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I do work, and I'm a very responsible, and good Mother.

2006-08-24 17:07:40 · 21 answers · asked by nutty 3 in Other - Entertainment

2006-08-24 17:07:27 · 13 answers · asked by ladetina 1 in Polls & Surveys

im bored at always

2006-08-24 17:07:04 · 11 answers · asked by brazilianbeauty 2 in Polls & Surveys

Has anybody seen the the movie Soylent Green? Do you know any good movies that are similar to it? I really like it, and want to see more dismal visions of the future.

2006-08-24 17:06:47 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

....male or female?

2006-08-24 17:06:35 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I think an apartment rooftop was involved and the guy either was John Cusak or reminded me of him--I think it was made within the past ten years. I think the girl rebuffed the guy but he just kept bringing her flowers

2006-08-24 17:06:33 · 2 answers · asked by Judy S 1 in Movies

2006-08-24 17:06:29 · 14 answers · asked by Kid Pecatonica 4 in Polls & Surveys

My 12 year old daughter desperatly wants to do some acting...but more than ever singing!! She wants to try acting for the disne Channel or even the family channel. She is has a great sense of animatation and she is very comfortalble with herself. She also sings so beautifully. If Acting doesn't cut out for her...she wants to sing...she wants some tips on how to go about doing this...who does she contact...how does she get a hold of them...etc..etc.

2006-08-24 17:05:31 · 2 answers · asked by d4wn4j3sus 2 in Television

2006-08-24 17:05:08 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

2006-08-24 17:04:57 · 4 answers · asked by Nicole 1 in Other - Entertainment

I need a nice hat for a concert on saturday

2006-08-24 17:04:48 · 3 answers · asked by budmann 1 in Music

I signed up for a 3 month trial with XM. I didn't give them a credit card number so I figured that they would call me at the end of the trial to get me to sign up. Well, I thought the XM quality was far poorer than my 192kps VBR MP3 collection. The hip hop stations kept playing the same overplayed radio songs and even more crunk that I was trying to avoid by staying off FM.
Anyhow I stopped listening to XM after the 3 months and now I have a bill that is billing me for 3 months after. I ignored the first bill, and they sent a second saying they'd refer me to collections if I didn't pay.
I never signed an agreement, I just requested a free 3 month trial over the phone. They have never called me since.
Do I have to pay to avoid a mark on my perfect credit?

2006-08-24 17:04:46 · 4 answers · asked by XR 2 in Other - Entertainment