pessimist=you refuse the parachute because you might die in the jump anyway
optimist=you refuse the parachute because people have survived jumps like this before
procrastinator=you play a game of monopoly for the parachute
bureaucrat=you order the other person to conduct a feasibility study on parachute use in multi engine aircraft under code red conditions
lawyer=you charge one parachute for helping the other person sue the airline
doctor=you tell the other person you need to run more tests, then take the parachute in order to make your next appointment
sales executive=you sell the other person the parachute at top retail rates and get the names of their friends and relatives who might like one too
advertiser=you strip tease while singing that what the other person needs is a neon parachute with computer altimeter for only $39.99
engineer=you make the other person another parachute out of aisle curtains and dental floss
scientist you give the other person the parachute and ask them to send you a report on how well it worked
mathematician=you refuse to accept the parachute without proof that it will work in all cases
philosopher=you ask how the other person knows the parachute actually exists
English expert=you explicate simile and metaphor in the parachute instructions
Comparative literature theorist=you read the parachute instructions in all four languages
Computer science=you design a machine capable of operating a parachute as well as a human being could
Psychoanalyst=you ask the other person what the shape of te parachute reminds them of
Dramatist=you tie the other person down so they can watch you develop the character of a person stuck on a falling plane without a parachute
Artist=you hang the parachute on the wall and sign it
Environmentalist=you refuse to use the parachute unless it is biodegradable
Economist=you plot a demand curve by asking them, at regular intervals, how much they would pay for a parachute
2006-08-24 17:09:35 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
nice ones,
somewhere i read,
noone comes to par. comp. & complain that ur parachute is not working properly!
2006-08-24 20:29:28 · answer #1 · answered by moonearth 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
haha clever ♥
2006-08-24 17:48:41 · answer #2 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol... interesting.
2006-08-24 17:12:44 · answer #3 · answered by iamigloo 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hmmmm..............................LOL.
2006-08-25 13:42:28 · answer #4 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋