An attorney had just finished a consultation with an elderly, nearly blind widow, for which he charged her $100. The widow opened her purse and removed a $100 bill. When the lawyer accepted it, he noticed there was another 100 stuck to it. Immediately the lawyer's keen legal mind realized he was faced with a vital ethical question:
Should he tell his partner?
2006-08-24 17:11:27 · 13 answers · asked by iamigloo 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
No, his partner is not the one being tempted. LOL.
He should think about that pitchfork being sharpened in the Hereafter, though,....................................and give it back, PDQ. LOL.
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2006-08-25 00:36:11 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
he should give the money back. how low can u get stealing from an old nearly blind widow!!?
2006-08-25 00:20:42 · answer #3 · answered by yosv1800 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
oh grrrrrrr enough with the lawyer jokes hehe cute though â¥
2006-08-25 00:36:57 · answer #4 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
since i work for lawyers...that seems about right...
hilarious. thats going around the office ;)
2006-08-25 00:32:39 · answer #5 · answered by diff_shades_of_black 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahaha!
Thanks for posting.
2006-08-25 02:36:52 · answer #6 · answered by Dhaye 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes
2006-08-25 00:35:48 · answer #7 · answered by LiTlE mIsSy 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think his wife should know Yes
2006-08-25 00:16:10 · answer #8 · answered by BGS 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
lmfao
2006-08-25 00:33:30 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
He should give it back, the crook!!!
2006-08-25 00:16:57 · answer #10 · answered by Ruthie1959 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋