A man trained his dog to go around the corner to Bud's Lounge every day with two dollar bills under his collar to get a pack of cigarettes. Once the man only had a five, so he put it under the collar and sent the dog on his way.
An hour passed and the pooch still hadn't returned. So the man went to Bud's and found his dog sitting on a bar stool, drinking a beer. He said, " You've never done this before."
Replied the dog, " I never had the money before."
enjoy ...:)
2006-08-24 17:14:01 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
rofl :P
2006-08-24 17:40:24 · answer #1 · answered by green_day_luva91 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
enjoyed. good one.
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2006-08-25 00:29:31 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ahahaha, good one, i like, you know what i hate though, that damn RAJU, he is always cluttering up all the answers with his links, take em and shove em buddy, i no lika you mister!!! but good joke though, even if it doesn't make sense, i mean, the dog....... that can't be real?? i know he had money and he could talk and all, i believe that, but who in their right mind would serve a drink to a dog, let alone an alcoholic one?? besides me of course!!! ahahahahaha eat it raju!!
2006-08-25 16:15:41 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha silly dog
2006-08-25 00:29:18 · answer #4 · answered by Roxy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahah... I heard a naughtier version tho.. hehe
2006-08-25 00:23:22 · answer #5 · answered by iamigloo 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha oh dear lol â¥
2006-08-25 00:47:06 · answer #6 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha
2006-08-25 00:33:55 · answer #7 · answered by makubex 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol..hahahaha
2006-08-25 00:17:39 · answer #8 · answered by WhizGirL 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Uh-Huh. LOL. LOL.
2006-08-25 20:37:14 · answer #9 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny. :)
2006-08-25 00:34:34 · answer #10 · answered by beckray 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋