Entertainment & Music - 29 July 2006

2006-07-29 20:38:39 · 12 answers · asked by a V a 4 in Polls & Surveys

A man dies and goes to Hell, where he is greeted by the Devil.

The man looks around and sees no fire or people being tortured, nothing uncomfortable, and asks, "where is all the horrible things that Hell has to offer me? I might as well get started now".

The Devil says, " Things have changed down here".

He asks the man, "Do you like to drink alcohol?"

"Oh, Yes!" replied the man, with a big smile.

"Well you are in luck", Says the Devil, "because on Mondays there is drinking all day, anything that you want"

"Wow, that's sounds great", the man says.

"How about sex? Do you like sex?" the Devil asks.

The man replys, "Love sex, just never could get enough".

The Devil replys, "Well we will take care of that little problem, we have sex all day on Tuesday".

The smile continues to grow wider on the mans face.

He is then asked if he had any homosexual tendancies.

"Absolutely not!", he says emphatically, "I can't stand gays!"

The Devil smiles at him and says, "You are really going to hate Wednesdays then."

2006-07-29 20:37:29 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

does anyone like tupac and what do you think about his music?

2006-07-29 20:37:22 · 11 answers · asked by cassie 1 in Music

what do you think is the most famous, funniest, most memorable, and best on and off character in South Park. (not main characters)

2006-07-29 20:36:03 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

because now you've done nothing but be mean to me ever since, and it hurts...your lies hurt

2006-07-29 20:35:22 · 7 answers · asked by semper fi guy 1 in Polls & Surveys

2006-07-29 20:35:17 · 20 answers · asked by blacklad_666 3 in Polls & Surveys

2006-07-29 20:34:17 · 3 answers · asked by Sid 1 in Music

2006-07-29 20:33:37 · 6 answers · asked by Sid 1 in Music

1. WILL THE REAL DUMMY PLEASE STAND UP? AT&T fired President John Walter after nine months, saying he lacked intellectual leadership. He received a $26 million severance package. Perhaps it's not Walter who's lacking intelligence.

2. WITH A LITTLE HELP FROM OUR FRIENDS: Police in Oakland CA spent two hours attempting to subdue a gunman who had barricaded himself inside his home. After firing ten tear gas canisters, officers discovered that the man was standing beside them in the police line
shouting, "Please come out and give yourself up!"

3. WHAT WAS PLAN B??? An Illinois man, pretending to have a gun, kidnapped a motorist and forced him to drive to two different automated
teller machines, wherein the kidnapper proceeded to withdraw money from his own bank accounts.

4. THE GETAWAY! A man walked into a Topeka KS Kwik Stop and asked for all the money in the cash drawer. Apparently the take was too
small, so he tied up the store clerk and worked the counter himself for three hours until police showed up and grabbed him.

5. DID I SAY THAT??? Police in Los Angeles had good luck with a robbery suspect who just couldn't control himself during a lineup. When
detectives asked each man in the lineup to repeat the words: "Give me all your money or I'll shoot," the man shouted, "That's not what I said!"

6. ARE WE COMMUNICATING??? A man spoke frantically into the phone: "My wife is pregnant, and her contractions are only two minutes
apart." "Is this her first child?" the doctor asked. "No!" the man shouted, "This is her husband!"

7. NOT THE SHARPEST TOOL IN THE SHED! In Modesto CA , Steven Richard King was arrested for trying to hold up a Bank of America branch without a weapon. King used a thumb and a finger to simulate a gun. Unfortunately, he failed to keep his hand in his pocket. (Hellooooooo!)

8. THE GRAND FINALE!!! Last summer down on Lake Isabella , located in the high desert an hour east of Bakersfield CA , some folks
new to boating were having a problem. No matter how hard they tried, they couldn't get their brand new 22 foot boat going. It was very
sluggish in almost every maneuver no matter how much power they applied. After about an hour of trying to make it go, they putted into a nearby
marina, thinking someone there may be able to tell them what was wrong. A thorough topside check revealed everything in perfect working
condition. The engine ran fine, the out-drive went up and down, and the propeller was the correct size and pitch. So one of the marina guys
jumped in the water to check underneath. He came up choking on water, he was laughing so hard.

Under the boat, still strapped securely in place... was the trailer!

2006-07-29 20:33:17 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

I wish they were still aired so my kids could grow up with Foghorn Leghorn, Bugs, Daffy, and the rest. The only ones we ever see are tiny toons (or something like that) on cartoon network

2006-07-29 20:32:36 · 9 answers · asked by wudbiser 4 in Television

Do you check your horoscope and view it as a form of entertainment or do you plan your day behind your sign?

Would you alter/change any plans, either daily or long term, if your plans contridicted your horoscope/sign?

Horoscope...entertainment or any degree of merit?

2006-07-29 20:32:32 · 20 answers · asked by marnefirstinfantry 5 in Horoscopes

who sings the song Dickey ride

2006-07-29 20:32:15 · 5 answers · asked by bienbuenote 2 in Music

2006-07-29 20:31:42 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

I'm buyin.

2006-07-29 20:31:42 · 7 answers · asked by Nitz Frugent 6 in Music

Recent research shows that there are 7 kinds of sex:

The 1st kind of sex is called: Smurf Sex.
This kind of sex happens when you first meet someone and you both have sex until you are blue in the face.

The 2nd kind of sex is called: Kitchen Sex.
This is when you have been with your partner for a short time and you are so horny you will have sex anywhere, even in the kitchen.

The 3rd kind of sex is called: Bedroom Sex.
This is when you have been with your partner for a long time.
Your sex has gotten routine and you usually have sex only in your bedroom.

The 4th kind of sex is called: Hallway Sex.
This is when you have been with your partner for too long.
When you pass each other in the hallway you both say "screw you."

The 5th kind of sex is called: Religious Sex.
This is when you get Nun in the morning, Nun in the afternoon, and Nun at night.

The 6th kind is called: Courtroom Sex.
This is when you cannot stand your wife any more.
She takes you to court and screws you in front of everyone.

The 7th kind of sex is called: Social Security Sex.
You get a little each month... but not enough to live on.

2006-07-29 20:31:17 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2006-07-29 20:30:44 · 22 answers · asked by Hayley 4 in Polls & Surveys

A man goes to a shrink and says, "Doctor, my wife is unfaithful to me. Every evening, she goes to Larry's bar and picks up men. In
fact, She sleeps with anybody who asks her! I'm going crazy. What do you think I should do?"

"Relax," says the Doctor, "take a deep breath and calm down. Now, tell me, exactly where is Larry's bar?"

2006-07-29 20:29:02 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2006-07-29 20:29:00 · 13 answers · asked by ? 5 in Polls & Surveys

Oh I REALLY dont want them to move!! and they're ALWAYS singing" Git ready! Cuz here we come! oh yea! So all yall come join tha party! --------- Bacardy!! Git Ready cuz here we come all right!~" i{{i like tha song}}

2006-07-29 20:26:46 · 1 answers · asked by Pernelle 2 in Television

Those who have been there tell me about it. What is it like?

2006-07-29 20:23:09 · 1 answers · asked by adobeprincess 6 in Other - Entertainment

that would cause indie rock to get big, and it wouldnt be indie, it would become what they hate
someone along the line as to buy the "corporate rock", and a large amount would have to, or it would become indie

and wow this sounds really stupid, but im bored and that just popped in my head

2006-07-29 20:22:53 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

2006-07-29 20:22:17 · 8 answers · asked by Doc S 2 in Television

2006-07-29 20:20:29 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

can you tell me and movies that have a good soundtrack?? thanks..

2006-07-29 20:20:26 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Answer it as Cartman. As normal funniest answer gets the 10 pts.The scene is Simon disses Cartman's singing and he has a few words with Simon

2006-07-29 20:20:04 · 9 answers · asked by gerbil31603 5 in Comics & Animation

2006-07-29 20:19:25 · 9 answers · asked by the crazy one!!!!!!! 1 in Polls & Surveys

2006-07-29 20:19:06 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

I'm rooting for Lana/Lex...
I know Clark/Lana looks good but I know they're not gonna end up together..so why bother?
SO,whihc pairing do you like and why?

2006-07-29 20:18:42 · 7 answers · asked by shardraco 3 in Television

2006-07-29 20:17:22 · 13 answers · asked by blacklad_666 3 in Polls & Surveys

2006-07-29 20:17:15 · 5 answers · asked by Free K 1 in Television