A man dies and goes to Hell, where he is greeted by the Devil.
The man looks around and sees no fire or people being tortured, nothing uncomfortable, and asks, "where is all the horrible things that Hell has to offer me? I might as well get started now".
The Devil says, " Things have changed down here".
He asks the man, "Do you like to drink alcohol?"
"Oh, Yes!" replied the man, with a big smile.
"Well you are in luck", Says the Devil, "because on Mondays there is drinking all day, anything that you want"
"Wow, that's sounds great", the man says.
"How about sex? Do you like sex?" the Devil asks.
The man replys, "Love sex, just never could get enough".
The Devil replys, "Well we will take care of that little problem, we have sex all day on Tuesday".
The smile continues to grow wider on the mans face.
He is then asked if he had any homosexual tendancies.
"Absolutely not!", he says emphatically, "I can't stand gays!"
The Devil smiles at him and says, "You are really going to hate Wednesdays then."
2006-07-29 20:37:29 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL. LOL. Yep. LOL. LOL.
2006-07-30 08:38:33 · answer #1 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
satan said at last "sorry dear u r mistaken this's not hell, this's earth. i shifted my hse to earth since here is more evil than in hell"
2006-07-30 03:59:47 · answer #2 · answered by Amy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
it was good for a chuckle check ya later â¥
2006-07-30 04:01:44 · answer #3 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats was funny!!
2006-07-31 05:14:52 · answer #4 · answered by sueet2b 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
eeewww!!!
2006-08-01 12:27:54 · answer #5 · answered by Surf n' Snow 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL
2006-07-30 03:41:21 · answer #6 · answered by Alias Anarchist 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL.
2006-07-30 03:54:40 · answer #7 · answered by Yahoo! Answers. 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋