Recent research shows that there are 7 kinds of sex:
The 1st kind of sex is called: Smurf Sex.
This kind of sex happens when you first meet someone and you both have sex until you are blue in the face.
The 2nd kind of sex is called: Kitchen Sex.
This is when you have been with your partner for a short time and you are so horny you will have sex anywhere, even in the kitchen.
The 3rd kind of sex is called: Bedroom Sex.
This is when you have been with your partner for a long time.
Your sex has gotten routine and you usually have sex only in your bedroom.
The 4th kind of sex is called: Hallway Sex.
This is when you have been with your partner for too long.
When you pass each other in the hallway you both say "screw you."
The 5th kind of sex is called: Religious Sex.
This is when you get Nun in the morning, Nun in the afternoon, and Nun at night.
The 6th kind is called: Courtroom Sex.
This is when you cannot stand your wife any more.
She takes you to court and screws you in front of everyone.
The 7th kind of sex is called: Social Security Sex.
You get a little each month... but not enough to live on.
2006-07-29 20:31:17 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I love it, where'd ya get it?
2006-07-29 20:35:55 · answer #1 · answered by Feeling Froggy 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
You missed the 8th kind, Alimony Sex. That's when you screw your ex-wife every month when she comes to pick up her alimony check
2006-07-29 20:40:52 · answer #2 · answered by Buck 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one, very funny.....I like most the last 4 kinds. Not just lol but Rotflmao....ha, ha
2006-07-29 20:38:08 · answer #3 · answered by Bigfoot 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like it. i think i know someone in the 7th kind.
2006-07-29 21:18:51 · answer #4 · answered by Yahoo! Answers. 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
someone just posted these yesterday ugh lol sorry sweetheart check ya later â¥
2006-07-29 21:04:44 · answer #5 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL- loved 5th, 6th, & 7th-hilarious-ness-icity
2006-07-29 20:39:17 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lmao that's fuuny... but where's the question? You're not getting any/
2006-07-29 20:34:53 · answer #7 · answered by soul3n 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMG! i love it that is so great i love it keep them coming
in fact email them to me
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2006-07-29 21:01:05 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You forgot about the buttsex.
2006-07-29 20:35:45 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny, but true
2006-07-29 21:04:49 · answer #10 · answered by capnbeatty 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HEY, YOU FORGOT ABOUT INCOME TAX SEX, WHERE YOU GET SCREWED ONLY ONCE A YEAR !!!
2006-07-29 20:43:17 · answer #11 · answered by daddydoggie 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋