Entertainment & Music - 29 July 2006

I let a fart go just now at my desk, but I spat lots of mud in my underwear, and I cant leave my desk. My hole burns from the poo, what should I do?

2006-07-29 00:24:33 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

Where can i get the movie script of "RV"?
(a film starring by robin williams)

2006-07-29 00:23:41 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

can you answer?

2006-07-29 00:23:24 · 4 answers · asked by Neo K 1 in Other - Entertainment

Ive tried WWF and Scooby doo and FOX news but they make my brain numb.

2006-07-29 00:21:09 · 13 answers · asked by nosoccertyvm 3 in Television

Willys cynical thought for the day;

Success always occurs in private, and failure in full freaking view!- Murphy's Law!

One day a young cowboy and cowgirl decided to get married. He was a man of the world. She was an innocent bride with no experience. After the wedding they left for their honeymoon. While driving down the road, the new bride sees two cows having sex.

The new bride asks, "What are them cows up to honey?"

The husband, a bit flustered, answers, "Why can't you see? Them cows, they're roping!"

She replies, "Oh, I see!"

After a few more hours of driving they pass two horses having sex. Again the bride asks, "What are them horses doing honey?"

The husband answers again, "Them horses, they're roping!"

She replies, "Oh, I see!"

Finally they arrive at their hotel. The couple washed up and started to get ready for bed. When they got in the bed, they start to explore each other's bodies. Things are going along fine until the bride discovers her husband's penis.

"Oh my!" she cries: "What is that?"

"Well, darlin'," he says, "That's ma' rope!"

She slides her hands down further and gasps, "Oh my goodness! What are those?" she asks.

"Honey, those're my knots!" he answers.

Finally the couple begins to make love. After several minutes the bride says, "Stop honey, wait a minute!"

Her husband, panting a little, asks: "What's the matter honey am I hurting you?"

"No," the bride replies, "undo them damn knots, I need more rope!"

http://www.total-knowledge.com/~willyblues/

2006-07-29 00:19:13 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2006-07-29 00:19:07 · 4 answers · asked by ? 6 in Polls & Surveys

from good trippy, fantasy or weird movies? (all genres i dont care) plz dont tell L.O.T.R even my parrot have seen them...

2006-07-29 00:16:51 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

2006-07-29 00:16:43 · 28 answers · asked by Gavisinho 1 in Celebrities

i love captain sensible happy talk and always look on the bright side of life

2006-07-29 00:10:37 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

2006-07-29 00:08:56 · 18 answers · asked by Barack Obama rules 1 in Movies

What would you like to feed Osama Bin Laden for Lunch...I suggest his own sausage!

2006-07-29 00:07:23 · 21 answers · asked by Gavisinho 1 in Celebrities

2006-07-29 00:03:27 · 10 answers · asked by kittykins 6 in Music

please make sure that the websites from which these episdoes are downloaded don't have pornography of any sort or even bad pictures or banners, my server blocks them automaticly, thanks.

2006-07-29 00:02:58 · 3 answers · asked by Ol' Dady 1 in Comics & Animation

In the middle of watching the Firefly: The Complete Series DVD set.

Book is an Alliance mole, amirite? I mean, come on, how can a shepherd know what rifle was used to kill a man just from a glance at the holes in his body, let alone do so before the veteran standing beside him?

2006-07-29 00:01:43 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

Myself : Christina Applegate

2006-07-29 00:00:51 · 23 answers · asked by litespeed2rw 6 in Movies