I let a fart go just now at my desk, but I spat lots of mud in my underwear, and I cant leave my desk. My hole burns from the poo, what should I do?
2006-07-29 00:24:33 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Announce what's happened very loudly to everyone in the office. They'll be so embarrassed that they'll look away, thus allowing you the chance to escape and get yourself cleaned up.
Alternatively, you could just wallow in the comforting moist warmth circulating around your pants!
Mmmm...! Ahhh.....!
2006-07-29 01:00:30 · answer #1 · answered by ? 2 · 3⤊ 4⤋
I swear in case you're saying one extra undesirable ingredient approximately Winnie the Pooh.. i will poke you interior the attention!! Winnie the Pooh does no longer choose pants.. because of the fact he's a undergo! Do you circulate around making relaxing of woodland creatures for no longer donning outfits? And he's superb. superb human beings do no longer choose pants.. they only sluggish them down... I <3 Winnie the Pooooh!!! :D
2016-11-03 06:13:03 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If you can't leave your desk, then
1. insert some tissues to dry up the "mud".
2. spray some perfume in the air.
3. stand up slightly, like the bending down posture, and fan your bottom to get the air to dry it up.
2006-07-29 00:54:15 · answer #3 · answered by giko 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
grab a handfull of paper towels and shove them down your pants
or take off your underwear and wipe real good
then throw your dirty underwear behind somebody's desk that you don't like; they will wonder where the smell is coming from
HAVE FUN!
2006-07-29 00:44:01 · answer #4 · answered by ? 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
poor you even though thats gross i feel sorry for u ummmm y dont u go to the bathroom or if u have a private cubicul then then take off ur undie and throw it away wipe ur *** and put on ur pants then get up go to the bathroom and wash ur **** covvered hands plz
2006-07-29 00:41:22 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwww!!!!! wtf?!?! sorry but that is really gross!! i say run to the bathroom, throw out the dirty underpants and wipe yo ***!! get ur pants back on and umm if you don't wanna go commando then i suggest go on an early lunch break or sum shyt and then buy a pair of underwear. o wellz.. thats wat i would do (actually no,,, i wouldn't do that in my pants anyway!!) GOOD LUCK DUDE! =] and make sure that don't happen to you (or anybody else!!) agen!
2006-07-29 01:45:30 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Blame it on someone else and when all r busy looking for that person.....u can sneak out of ur office!!!
he he he....do it very carefully...
2006-07-29 00:46:39 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
declare that u are going to fart..so that others could move away from the room....
2006-07-29 01:23:22 · answer #8 · answered by WOLVERINE 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's gross... and U are ... sick ... better next time
You are going to wear a pair of PAMPERS !!!!
2006-07-29 01:50:33 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Run to the toilet! btw thats disgusting -.-
why am i answering this?! >.<
2006-07-29 00:33:19 · answer #10 · answered by ♥Ms vanii ♥ 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋