Answer it as Cartman. As normal funniest answer gets the 10 pts.The scene is Simon disses Cartman's singing and he has a few words with Simon
2006-07-29 20:20:04 · 9 answers · asked by gerbil31603 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Comics & Animation
I would kick him in the nuts so hard he would be crying like Nancy Kerrigan.
2006-07-30 01:57:13 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
<--- (in his best Eric Cartman voice) "Ooooh, so you think you know everything there is to know about singing. Well, I say that I'm the best and that I should win the whole thing. Since we disagree, it looks like there's only one way to settle this ... I'll ro-sham-bo you for it. If I win, I'm right and I win the grand prize. If you win, you're right and I'll leave the stage without saying another word. I'll go first."
Before Simon can even ask what ro-sham-bo is, Cartman kicks him "squaw" in the nuts. An incapacitated Simon now lays sprawled on the floor in the fetal position - coughing for air with both hands cupped over his crotch.
<--- (again, in his best Eric Cartman voice) "I'm sorry, but I couldn't quite make out what you were saying. Oh well, now it's your turn. You have to the count of three to respond. One ... two ... three. Well, I guess I win then. I'll just take what's rightfully mine now."
Cartman grabs the giant championship trophy, the singing contract, and the one million dollar check; and, then, he struts toward the end of the stage.
Just before he actually steps off the stage, Cartman looks back over to Simon and says, "Now that I've done everything - and I do mean everything - that I came here to do, screw you guys ... I'm going home."
Cartman then walks off the stage and out of the theater while humming the "Cheesy Poofs" theme song as the scene fades to black.
THE END
2006-07-29 21:26:17 · answer #2 · answered by G. Rex 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He'd say something along the lines of
"You French piece of crap, I'll ****in' kill you!" Then he'd be carried off still cussing him out. Then Cartman might just beat him with a bat after the show.
2006-07-30 20:40:07 · answer #3 · answered by easilydissolved 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
"You must respect my authority (authori tee, as Cartman would pronounce it)", and then"screw you guys I'm going home"...then walking off the stage "mom! get me some cheesy poofs"
2006-07-30 03:35:45 · answer #4 · answered by curious 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cartman would say "Damnit. I can sing you "bleeped out"." Then Carman would say "Screw you, I'm going home."
2006-07-30 12:14:43 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Marklar would probably marklar Marklar and try to be his marklar.
Of course this would all turn out to be a marklar and Marklar would get screwed again.
2006-07-30 09:21:58 · answer #6 · answered by patient z 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
screw u guys i'm goin home
2006-07-29 21:38:21 · answer #7 · answered by xROADxKILLx 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
simon.....your such a fairy...
2006-07-29 20:33:00 · answer #8 · answered by moon_essence1 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"Homo."
2006-07-29 22:32:06 · answer #9 · answered by complex mind 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋