1. WILL THE REAL DUMMY PLEASE STAND UP? AT&T fired President John Walter after nine months, saying he lacked intellectual leadership. He received a $26 million severance package. Perhaps it's not Walter who's lacking intelligence.
2. WITH A LITTLE HELP FROM OUR FRIENDS: Police in Oakland CA spent two hours attempting to subdue a gunman who had barricaded himself inside his home. After firing ten tear gas canisters, officers discovered that the man was standing beside them in the police line
shouting, "Please come out and give yourself up!"
3. WHAT WAS PLAN B??? An Illinois man, pretending to have a gun, kidnapped a motorist and forced him to drive to two different automated
teller machines, wherein the kidnapper proceeded to withdraw money from his own bank accounts.
4. THE GETAWAY! A man walked into a Topeka KS Kwik Stop and asked for all the money in the cash drawer. Apparently the take was too
small, so he tied up the store clerk and worked the counter himself for three hours until police showed up and grabbed him.
5. DID I SAY THAT??? Police in Los Angeles had good luck with a robbery suspect who just couldn't control himself during a lineup. When
detectives asked each man in the lineup to repeat the words: "Give me all your money or I'll shoot," the man shouted, "That's not what I said!"
6. ARE WE COMMUNICATING??? A man spoke frantically into the phone: "My wife is pregnant, and her contractions are only two minutes
apart." "Is this her first child?" the doctor asked. "No!" the man shouted, "This is her husband!"
7. NOT THE SHARPEST TOOL IN THE SHED! In Modesto CA , Steven Richard King was arrested for trying to hold up a Bank of America branch without a weapon. King used a thumb and a finger to simulate a gun. Unfortunately, he failed to keep his hand in his pocket. (Hellooooooo!)
8. THE GRAND FINALE!!! Last summer down on Lake Isabella , located in the high desert an hour east of Bakersfield CA , some folks
new to boating were having a problem. No matter how hard they tried, they couldn't get their brand new 22 foot boat going. It was very
sluggish in almost every maneuver no matter how much power they applied. After about an hour of trying to make it go, they putted into a nearby
marina, thinking someone there may be able to tell them what was wrong. A thorough topside check revealed everything in perfect working
condition. The engine ran fine, the out-drive went up and down, and the propeller was the correct size and pitch. So one of the marina guys
jumped in the water to check underneath. He came up choking on water, he was laughing so hard.
Under the boat, still strapped securely in place... was the trailer!
2006-07-29 20:33:17 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Unfriggen believable how incredibly stupid people can be! They never cease to amaze me!
2006-07-29 20:56:33 · answer #1 · answered by sis 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-08-28 15:43:03 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
what was that?? i wouldnt know because im too fricken hungry to read a long a$$ thingy-meh-bob...............................grrrrrrrrrrrr ............... sorry that was my stomach..... it said that it doesnt like you cuz you wrote this thingy and i read like 2 words of it instead of getting him food... yes my stomach is a he.... when ever i go to the mall its all like grr argitty gggrrr gr... arggg!! thats stomachian for go to that place over ... there!! hes so demanding! ahhhhhh!!!! he hurt me!! or himself cuz its not me its my stomach that hurts or i should say him that hurts ooowwwwwhhhhhh!!! ok! ok!
sorry i got to go get him some food or hes gunna start makin me barf or sumthin ok well bye oh yea and hopefully sumone has more patience with your thingy-meh-bob unlike him (my demanding stomach) grgrr rrggrgrrr rrgggrargitty arg arg grrrrrrrrrr ......... (he said bye and have a nice day or night or morning or wutever it is) bye! 8)
2006-07-29 20:49:57 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
dude, i wish we all had to luck of that first guy, 26 million!! dang!
i just dont understand how people can be that dumb!
what fun, i needed a laugh~
2006-07-29 21:47:06 · answer #4 · answered by gurlieygurl2005 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good job. Loved it.
2006-07-29 20:43:43 · answer #5 · answered by Yahoo! Answers. 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
these are all kinda old sorry sweetpea check ya later ♥
2006-07-29 21:04:06 · answer #6 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋