Mrs O'Brien comes to visit her son Seamus
for 3 days in Dublin where he
is studying. She finds out that her son lives with Vikki,
a girl room-mate.
Mrs O'Brien couldn't help but notice how pretty Seamus's
room-mate was.
She suspects of a relationship between the two, and this
had only made
her more curious. Reading his Mum's thoughts, Seamus
volunteered, "I know what you must be thinking, but I assure
you, Vikki and I are just room-mates."
About a week later, Vikki came to Seamus saying, "Ever
since your mother left, I
haven't been able to find the silver sugar bowl.
"You don't
suppose she took it do you?" "Well, I doubt it, but I'll
email her, just to be sure."
So he sat down and wrote:
Dear Mam
I'm not saying that you "did" take the sugar bowl
from my house, and
I'm not saying that you "did not" take it. But the fact
remains that it
has been missing ever since you left. Love Seamus.
Several days later, Seamus received an email from his Mam
which read:
Dear Son
I'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Vikki, and I'm
not saying that
you "do not" sleep with her. But the fact remains that if
she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the
sugar bowl by now.
Love Mam xxx
Lesson of the day... Don't Lie to Your Mother
2006-07-24
09:27:43
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