A poem. READ THIS!!?

Question

I'm sure you can imagine
its simple as can be
the place is very common
the players he and she
im starting to get frightened
i almost did it last fall
he started to convince me
it wouldnt hurt at all
he looked right into my eyes
his face was in a grin
he said, "spread it a little wider
and let me stick it in."
Im starting to get scared
the tears are in my eyes
its hurting quite a bit now
it hurt so bad i cried
then it began to bleed, and he said,
"what do you need?"
so he handed me a tissue
and a glass of water
although he said, "it couldve been harder!"
if you read this carefully
its a dentist office you will find
it wasnt what you were thinking
it was just youre dirty mind.

i didnt write it and the authur is unknown but my mom used to write all her favorite poems in a book and she gave me the book and i loved this one and another one shud i put the other one on here its not a joke or riddle but it s funny if i do put it on here where shud i put it??

Answer 1

i like it .i write poems . i could see that your mom knows a good poem when she see one.i hope you read and use them.

Answer 2

That is a really good poem. I write poetry too, but see my poems are more personal, like about my family and friends, but you should get that published. Thanks for the laugh also.

Answer 3

Oh darn, I was thinking it was the gynocologists office. But kool poem, did you make it up?

Answer 4

Damn!!! I must be getting really old because I received that in a forward about 5 years ago. Damn!!!

Answer 5

haha funny! no really your the dirty one to think i was thinking like that even though i was.

Answer 6

har dee har har

Answer 7

good one

Answer 8

I knew it was a trick to it NICE ONE!!!

Answer 9

very good

Answer 10

i like it.