2006-07-24 09:26:06 · 13 answers · asked by Tammy ™ 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
my dad's a drunk and my mom's stupid and they don't use birth control.
If they were smart, they'd take out a life insurance policy on me, think how many times they could have collected already.
2006-07-24 09:42:30 · answer #1 · answered by Kenny ♣ 5 · 10⤊ 10⤋
Because his Dad is a washed up, alcoholic, sack of sh*t. I heard Kenny's Mom say so once.
2006-07-24 16:30:19 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I guess his parents can't keep a job... poor Kenny...
2006-07-24 16:30:02 · answer #3 · answered by C 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Because his dad is an alcoholic who doesn't work and his mom is "with Stupid". They live in a trailer and can't afford hoity-toity rich folks stuff like coffee and tea to go with their water.
2006-07-24 17:56:49 · answer #4 · answered by NA 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
whos kenny?
2006-07-24 16:29:10 · answer #5 · answered by Jubei 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Alcoholic dad and a dysfunctional family.
2006-07-24 16:29:18 · answer #6 · answered by parshooter 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Because his mom is illiterate and his father loves scotch. Also, funerals are expensive.
2006-07-24 16:30:02 · answer #7 · answered by cricket 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cause all those funerals for every time he dies gets expensive
2006-07-24 16:29:31 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Because his mom is with stupid.
2006-07-24 19:21:06 · answer #9 · answered by Ms. Pelled Babby Schmidt 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ask his dad.
2006-07-24 16:33:27 · answer #10 · answered by Judas Rabbi 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Because he can be
2006-07-24 16:32:44 · answer #11 · answered by rules27 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋