what do ya think of this?

Question

Mrs O'Brien comes to visit her son Seamus
for 3 days in Dublin where he
is studying. She finds out that her son lives with Vikki,
a girl room-mate.

Mrs O'Brien couldn't help but notice how pretty Seamus's
room-mate was.

She suspects of a relationship between the two, and this
had only made
her more curious. Reading his Mum's thoughts, Seamus
volunteered, "I know what you must be thinking, but I assure
you, Vikki and I are just room-mates."

About a week later, Vikki came to Seamus saying, "Ever
since your mother left, I
haven't been able to find the silver sugar bowl.

"You don't
suppose she took it do you?" "Well, I doubt it, but I'll
email her, just to be sure."

So he sat down and wrote:
Dear Mam
I'm not saying that you "did" take the sugar bowl
from my house, and
I'm not saying that you "did not" take it. But the fact
remains that it
has been missing ever since you left. Love Seamus.

Several days later, Seamus received an email from his Mam
which read:

Dear Son
I'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Vikki, and I'm
not saying that
you "do not" sleep with her. But the fact remains that if
she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the
sugar bowl by now.
Love Mam xxx

Lesson of the day... Don't Lie to Your Mother

Answer 1

Yeah that's a great one. Heard it before but forgot about it. Thanks for bringing it on back.

Answer 2

LMAO!!!! Oh my god that is so hilarious!!!! That is a good way to find out if your son is lying to you or not. You have to put more jokes like that on here because the is really funny!!!!!!!!!! Thanks for the laugh and keep those jokes coming and Please Pick me!!!!!!!

Answer 3

Its pretty funny but this is like my fourth time seeing this joke on this forum.

Answer 4

Very good!

Answer 5

didnt read it-too long

Answer 6

Ha, funny. Worth the long read. Thanks for the laugh

Answer 7

moms know all

Answer 8

Very nice!!! lol, lmao, rogl, roglmao!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Answer 9

Wow! That is so FANTASTIC!!! loved it!

Answer 10

LMAO