Entertainment & Music - 18 July 2006

Little Johnny got on a bus and sat down next to a man. He noticed that the man had a strange kind of shirt collar, so he asked him, "Excuse me, sir, but why do you have your shirt collar on backwards?"
The man smiled kindly and answered, "I wear this collar because I am a father."

Little Johnny thought a second and responded, "Sir, I have a father, but he wears his collar the other way around. Why do you wear your collar so differently?"

The priest thought for a minute, and said, "I am the Father for many."

Little Johnny quickly answered, "My father, too, is the father of many. He has four sons, four daughters and many grandchildren. But he wears his collar like everyone else does. Why do you wear yours backwards?"

The priest, flustered, said impatiently, "I am the Father for hundreds and hundreds of people."
Little Johnny sat silently for a long time. As he got up to leave the bus, he leaned over to the priest and said, "Mister, maybe you should wear your pants backward

2006-07-18 19:10:16 · 15 answers · asked by Happy Alf 3 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-07-18 19:09:59 · 1 answers · asked by Shunsui Kyouraku is 100% MINE!! 6 in Music

i need to no if they have there own site and if so what it is and if not where can i find info on them thanks

2006-07-18 19:06:35 · 1 answers · asked by baby d 2 in Music

This is a tough question I've been pondering.


Maximus Decimus became a General of the most dominating empire in the history of the world, lost it all, and regained everything back. He went from Soldier-Slave-Gladiator-Hero. William Wallace was a farmer who also lost his family. He raised an army and was just a crazy lunatic who was outnumbered. However he did his damage on the world.

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Maximus Decimus became a General of the most dominating empire in the history of the world, lost it all, and regained everything back. He went from Soldier-Slave-Gladiator-Hero. William Wallace was a farmer who also lost his family. He raised an army and was just a crazy lunatic who was outnumbered. However he did his damage on the world.



And lets leave Chuck Norris out of this...we all know that he is deadly...

I messed up and closed the last one...

2006-07-18 19:06:24 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

If you like piano music, comedy, love stories, duels & drama all in one you have to see it.
Tim Roth at his best!
TWO thumbs up!! I've watched it 30+ times. Everytime a friend comes over & has never seen it I ask them to watch & they all have loved it.

2006-07-18 19:05:20 · 5 answers · asked by R C 3 in Movies

Mine's pretty in pink!

2006-07-18 19:04:06 · 24 answers · asked by butterfly_angelmarie321 2 in Movies

Where is Suri Cruise....come up with a crazy story. wildest story wins best answer!!!!! (just for fun)

2006-07-18 19:02:03 · 15 answers · asked by hmmm... 2 in Celebrities

2006-07-18 19:01:22 · 11 answers · asked by butterfly23 3 in Polls & Surveys

2006-07-18 19:00:24 · 12 answers · asked by internet_mack 2 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-07-18 18:59:55 · 14 answers · asked by Melissa J 1 in Movies

2006-07-18 18:57:41 · 19 answers · asked by kitten 2 in Other - Entertainment

2006-07-18 18:57:00 · 26 answers · asked by Peter 1 in Movies

No need to list your location. I'm done for the night, 2 points all around ; )

2006-07-18 18:56:04 · 41 answers · asked by amymame 3 in Polls & Surveys

Name the actors the movies and the characters for 10 points

Character1: Are you ok?

Character2:I could use a coffee!

Hint it was directed by Roland Emmerich

2006-07-18 18:55:33 · 6 answers · asked by gerbil31603 5 in Movies

When I was a kid in the early 80s, I remember seeing this movie on TV I have been trying to find the title of for the last 10 years. It was about these two young lovers that used to go swimming/diving in the ocean together. The girl discovered an underwater cave where an ancient/powerful/gian sea turtle lived. It was an entity of some kind. I don't remember much else, accept the guy begged the girl to come back with him to the surface - but she refused and her eyes started glowing like the turtles.
Any ideas?

NO, I am not smoking crack!

2006-07-18 18:54:07 · 2 answers · asked by Christopher B 6 in Movies

I listened to a lot of tupac growing up. ( amoung other things) I am a good person now, but I was a troublesome teen.

To be an artist you do reflect apart of life, so I can understand it in that perspective. I have no prejadicies. And I make myself not hate some people... People are just wasting their lives...

2006-07-18 18:53:54 · 8 answers · asked by joeythekangar00 1 in Music

which is better?

2006-07-18 18:51:19 · 26 answers · asked by NatCat 3 in Television

A) How come planet earth is not part of the twelve houses?

B) On what basis is particular associations are made with planets? For example certain planets promote certain qualities
How did they know to associate a certain planet with certain qualities

C) Why is Mercury and Venus hogging two houses?

D) When astrology was borned, people couldnt see planets as far as uranus and neptune without having a telescope of any kind. and the naming conventions of pluto or mercury is recent, they didnt know pluto was pluto and couldnt see pluto!

E) Where is the relationship with particular qualities associated with the movement of the planet? A planet moves on its orbit, and now it has a quality and it influences people on planet earth!! OK!

Astrology, What is the source of this? I mean I can invent a particular construct like this and say venus is hate and sun is sex and when they both meet, you're having bad sex with yor girlfriend.

I'm aquarius january 21st 1983

2006-07-18 18:50:42 · 2 answers · asked by pandaboy10 1 in Horoscopes

2006-07-18 18:50:00 · 12 answers · asked by barbaradjt 5 in Music

2006-07-18 18:49:59 · 9 answers · asked by bbt843 3 in Polls & Surveys

any opinions

2006-07-18 18:48:58 · 23 answers · asked by VJ S 1 in Movies

It's foolish to bring other people down.

2006-07-18 18:48:40 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I do. Then again, maybe I'm just crazy. LOL

2006-07-18 18:47:25 · 21 answers · asked by dbzgal04 2 in Celebrities

Not cable T.V., mind you. You can see pretty raw things on those cable T.V. channels. Just broadcast T.V., which allegedly has some standards of "decency". ^^

2006-07-18 18:47:17 · 9 answers · asked by reluctant 3 in Television

2006-07-18 18:46:48 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

2006-07-18 18:45:58 · 10 answers · asked by miraclerun123 2 in Celebrities

Hello,
Can anyone help me with this. I remember a movie I saw back in the seventies. It was like night of the living dead. All I remember is that some college students (I think), were on a island and dug up a dead guy by the name of Orville. They brought him back to the house and had him sit at the table. Than I think a whole bunch of dead people rose up from the graves.
Thank you to anyone that remembers the name.

2006-07-18 18:45:53 · 11 answers · asked by froggy 1 in Movies

a pregnat women gets shot 3 times in the stomach. each bullet went into each kid.2girls and a boy.the doctors say there okay. so when there all 10 years old, the 1rst girl came running up 2 the mom crying. she said what happend? the girl said i was taking a tinkle and i tinkled a bullet out.!!!! the mom then says i know then she told the girl the story. the same thing happened 2 the 2cond gurl. then the boy came crying 2 his mother and the mom said .....i know i know......u were taking a tinkle and u tinkled a bullet out and he said no..... i was playing with my self and i shot the dog!!!!! lol u know thats funny!!! let me know!!

2006-07-18 18:43:53 · 14 answers · asked by Jake 1 in Jokes & Riddles

Or What?

2006-07-18 18:40:49 · 11 answers · asked by lil L 1 in Music

i mean ... ukno different races look different..nothing new in that ... so which race do u like ...
i like indian < probably coz i am one > , americans n europeans , Arabs , black americans , cant remember any more...
but i dont like asians - japs , chinese ...u probably know y...
so what about you ur likes n dislikes...??

2006-07-18 18:39:37 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys