Chelsea supporter to his mate
Coming to the game, Saturday?
No, the wife wants to go shopping and she'll moan like hell.
You are joking? Listen, she starts, just whip her drawers down and slap her ***. See you at rhe game.
Monday morning they meet up.
Didn't see you on Saturday.
No. Well the wife started up so I did what you said and after four of five slaps I thought, I dunno- Chelsea aren't playing all that well lately...
2006-07-18
00:08:52
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