Chelsea supporter to his mate
Coming to the game, Saturday?
No, the wife wants to go shopping and she'll moan like hell.
You are joking? Listen, she starts, just whip her drawers down and slap her ***. See you at rhe game.
Monday morning they meet up.
Didn't see you on Saturday.
No. Well the wife started up so I did what you said and after four of five slaps I thought, I dunno- Chelsea aren't playing all that well lately...
2006-07-18 00:08:52 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
It was hilariousin the pub last night when he told us.
2006-07-18 00:34:59 · update #1
I didn't think draws & Chelsea went together
2006-07-18 00:11:55 · answer #1 · answered by Perkins 4 · 4⤊ 2⤋
U can't blame him a good game with his wife is probably worth more than seeing Drogba and others.
2006-07-18 07:15:02 · answer #2 · answered by alloy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The wife slapped him in the face after he tried to do it or what?
2006-07-18 07:13:54 · answer #3 · answered by anti_money 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that went over my head,maybe Chelsea fan been doing to much diving like some of players landiing on his head to many times.
2006-07-18 10:12:45 · answer #4 · answered by dink2006 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
I am a big chelsea fan too and ........lmao.
Nice one, wasn't worth the slapping for him. hahahaha
2006-07-18 07:15:12 · answer #5 · answered by police 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well that's pretty sad of a story!
2006-07-18 07:11:57 · answer #6 · answered by 5674646 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hmmm. What an earth was that about
2006-07-18 07:10:42 · answer #7 · answered by Monday's Child 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It would have been hilarious if it had had a bit of sense in it.
2006-07-18 07:28:37 · answer #8 · answered by Hammad Afzal 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
does he go down as easy as drogba?
2006-07-18 07:23:53 · answer #9 · answered by nikki 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
what had yo been drinking? I want some
2006-07-18 08:49:34 · answer #10 · answered by markhatter 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋