Entertainment & Music - 18 July 2006

Willys cynical thought for the day;

As my father used to say; "Look at the trees; they're all different. Same with people no two are the freaking same!"

Three women -- one German, one Japanese and a, blonde, Hillbilly were sitting naked in a suana. Suddenly there was a beeping sound. The German pressed her forarm and the beeping stopped the others looked at her questingly.

"That was my pager," she said I have a microchip under the skin of my arm."

A few minutes later, a phone rang. The Japanese woman lifted her palm to her ear. When she finished, she explained, "That was my mobile phone. I have a microchip in my hand."

The, blonde, Hillbilly woman felt decidedly low tech. Not to be outdone, she decided she had to do something just as impressive. She stepped out of the suana and went to the bathroom. She returned with a piece of toilet paper hanging from her behind. the others raised their eyebrows and stared at her.

The Hillbilly woman finally said, "Well, will you look at that, I'm gettin' A fax."

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2006-07-18 00:54:45 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

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Who else thinks Jayne is the best BB contestant ever?

I know she is rude and crude but lets face it without her we may as well be watching paint dry. Last night she was seen being tied and gagged by Richard for a joke and she played along great laughing her socks off. If that had have been any of the other girls they would be screaming and crying and moaning.

2006-07-18 00:52:47 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

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unscramble?

unscramble the phrase and you get 10 points. unscramble for the joke ''what do you call a person who doesnt fart in publike''.
_unscramble_
" A RIEVTP OTEORT " unscramble and you get your answor
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2006-07-18 00:50:59 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

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Are you very intelligent, but yet don't always want to be so serious.?

People think because you want to be simple sometimes, be silly that you aren't intelligent. What do you say to those people?

2006-07-18 00:50:57 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Entertainment

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Does bun patty cake sound like a fun game to play?

2006-07-18 00:47:45 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Entertainment

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If i wrote a song about buns, what would the words be?

2006-07-18 00:47:00 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

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Paris Hilton .... Bimbo or some one who works the system?

She must be doing some thing right to keep geting the chances to be on the TV , In Movies or in music with her awful single.

2006-07-18 00:45:11 · 25 answers · asked by Dirty Rob 3 in Celebrities

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For us Brits!?

If you could choose between the following persons from history, whom would you like as our leader?
Elizabeth 1. Henry VIII. Oliver Cromwell. Winston Churchill.

2006-07-18 00:43:37 · 30 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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saddam hussein, hitler and christiano ronaldo are in a room....?

and you have a gun with 2 bullets, who do you shoot?

2006-07-18 00:42:37 · 27 answers · asked by nikki 2 in Jokes & Riddles

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What is the atual average size of a males penis? Be serious.?

2006-07-18 00:40:42 · 13 answers · asked by blacksheep0685 1 in Polls & Surveys

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do you think pete and nikki will get together on the outside world?

2006-07-18 00:39:10 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

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Free Music?

I'm looking for either free streaming music that has a large selection and I can choose what I'm listening to. Yahoo doesn't ahve any good selections and I already use Pandora.

2006-07-18 00:34:04 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

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Its 7:33 am here what time is it where you are?

2006-07-18 00:33:58 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Entertainment

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How much is the estimated fortune of Eminem?

2006-07-18 00:32:13 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

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Can sm1 plz sum up to me Pirates Of The Caribbean 2 ? And eventually what happened to Davy Jones ?

2006-07-18 00:31:18 · 6 answers · asked by karimm2405 1 in Movies

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ask me if i'm an orange?

2006-07-18 00:29:50 · 26 answers · asked by nikki 2 in Jokes & Riddles

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If you could own any car you have ever wanted, what would it be?

money is not an option.

2006-07-18 00:29:30 · 11 answers · asked by jagerchick80 4 in Polls & Surveys

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"Bussiness"?

Now let's get down to bussiness
I ain't got no time to play around, wat is this
Must be a circus in town
Let's shut this **** down on these clowns,
Can I get a witness (HELL YEAH)

2006-07-18 00:27:45 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

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Are there other losers out there like me?

At least I'm being honest? what the heck?

Damn these questions are boring me :P~

I'm picking me nose noodles and noone is stopping me now!!!

Bwaharharharharharharharharharharhar...

I'm such a jerk

2006-07-18 00:25:06 · 16 answers · asked by wheezer 2 in Polls & Surveys

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How many of you like britney spears?

2006-07-18 00:24:33 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

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White America?

White America (I could be one of your kids)
White America (Little Eric looks just like this)
White America (Erica loves my ****)
I go to TRL, look how many hugs I get

2006-07-18 00:23:07 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

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What does WAGS mean? all i hear since the world cup is wags this wags that?

2006-07-18 00:22:53 · 13 answers · asked by suzzycarter 1 in Other - Entertainment

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Looking for artist and title of song I heard on an ad?

It was on an advert for Tourism in Madrid, it goes:

"He showed me the world through his eyes"

It sounds lovely, but you can't hear the rest of it, as they talk over it and that's all I've got. I'd love to hear the whole thing tho, can any1 help!?

2006-07-18 00:22:16 · 3 answers · asked by Krissyinthesun 5 in Music