a pregnat women gets shot 3 times in the stomach. each bullet went into each kid.2girls and a boy.the doctors say there okay. so when there all 10 years old, the 1rst girl came running up 2 the mom crying. she said what happend? the girl said i was taking a tinkle and i tinkled a bullet out.!!!! the mom then says i know then she told the girl the story. the same thing happened 2 the 2cond gurl. then the boy came crying 2 his mother and the mom said .....i know i know......u were taking a tinkle and u tinkled a bullet out and he said no..... i was playing with my self and i shot the dog!!!!! lol u know thats funny!!! let me know!!
2006-07-18 18:43:53 · 14 answers · asked by Jake 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
A guy is at the supermarket when a beautiful blonde waves at him and says hello.
He's taken aback, because he can't place where he knows her from, and he really should remember someone so beautiful. So he asks her, "Do you know me?" To which she replies, "I think you're the father of one of my kids." Now he thinks back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful to his wife and says, "My God, are you the stripper from my bachelor party that I laid on the pool table with all my buddies watching, while your partner whipped my balls with wet celery and then stuck a carrot up my asss ?"
"No,” she says. “I'm your son's math teacher."
LOL
2006-07-18 18:46:02 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Horace Manure Hugh Jardon Helen Wheels Lance Boyle Dr. Stanley I. Presume Ben Dover Eileen Dover Jacques Strap Max quantity Les Manley Jack Mehoff Shirley Eugest Ivana Nailor-Goode Mary Christmas
2016-11-02 08:02:32 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny--although I imagine I would have laughed harder if you used things such as proper punctuation and structured sentences. Oh, and for Pete's sake, use the spell checker!
Gonna pass this one along, tho--thanks!
2006-07-18 18:53:29 · answer #3 · answered by tcope5 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I laughed, and will pass this one on, without the bullet, lol. Thumbs up!
2006-07-18 18:47:17 · answer #4 · answered by R C 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
When God made man,
he made him out of string.
He had a little left,
so he left a little thing.
When God made woman,
he made her out of lace.
He didn't have enough,
so he left a little space.
2006-07-18 18:48:48 · answer #5 · answered by n 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It is definately funny and anyone who says it isn't either has no sense of humor, or is lying! RFLMAO!!!!!!
2006-07-18 18:47:18 · answer #6 · answered by old dude 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2006-07-18 18:48:20 · answer #7 · answered by venomcalm 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2006-07-18 18:45:37 · answer #8 · answered by Matthew O 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
it's okay, i like the one about the blonde teacher better
2006-07-18 20:04:10 · answer #9 · answered by *S*E*X*Y*e* 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
its not that funny, but next time make sure the boy shoots chuck norris next time......
2006-07-18 18:49:32 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋